FYI April is a butt that poops on things for days - Im already sans pants

[APRIL]

Don't get married!!!

You tell him!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So why did she leave?
Can't compete with lassie ?

Ib they're doing the whole hen night thing before the wedding or ape doesn't want him to see her fancy wedding dress

 

[Peppers]

I bet she's having a wild bachelor party.

 

[APRIL]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

 

[Petunia]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

EEWW what's happening to you?!!!!

 

[Valve1138]

EEWW what's happening to you?!!!!

She's been assimilated into lamestream society.

 

[Petunia]

She's been assimilated into lamestream society.

She gonna be a stepford wife soon

 

[tre]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

you'll be a stepford wife in no time

 

[tre]

goddammit

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

how enchanting!

 

[helenabear]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

wait, you're a woman?

 

[Petunia]

wait, you're a woman?

Right?

What's going on hereeeeee

 

[Amstel]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

How to keep the man in his place? You're a lecturer too? Cool!

 

[CletusJones]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

We all know it's really finishing school.

Congrats on finally learning your manners.

 

[JAXvillain]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

What the fucking fuck?

 

[tre]

What the fucking fuck?

this is what happens when you give in and get married, these bitches get a sense of entitlement and empowerment

 

[Domon]

@APRIL is lying and minimizing what the "Conference" actually "is"

Its a dominatrix convention.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL is lying and minimizing what the "Conference" actually "is"

Its a dominatrix convention.

I brought the ball gag with me.

 

[APRIL]

It's actually a well done event. I was a bit sluggish about it because it screams feminism, but it's been fun and laid back. The goodie bag is awesome!

 

[JAXvillain]

I smell bullshit. You're visiting your parents to tell them you're getting married.