I'll be the baby seagull and you feed me regurgitated raw fish like a nurturing momma bird.
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Break out of those tired old traditional male/female roles.
useless chatter with an edge... http://fistingfactory.com
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.
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There once was an old man who lived in a shoe, but quickly he died from sniffing the glue.
My A hole, your B hole. C hole
3Ws
Discount double choke...
No you may not "axe" me a question. I don't speak Walmart.
I'm singlehandedly bringing back the word "Rad".
Medical Obamajuana! Taxcercise it!
Condoms prevent vacations
Condoms prevent minivans
We've done a 4k beer run
There's water too so you can prevent the hangover, bro.
I want to design a fun run 5k called the Beer Run. You get 5 tokens that you can turn in at each 1K marker for a beer.
140 characters isnt enough for my status. Get on my lvl
Update your status...
Pull my finger