Zac and Ape Make a Porno...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i've picked out names for my kids

patience if it's a girl, frasier or felix if it's a boy

that's as much thinking as i do on the subject

my dad doesn't want me to have kids

You want them boys to get beat up regular, dont ya?

 

[polo]

You want them boys to get beat up regular, dont ya?

they'll be playing rugby from the day they can use the urinal

 

[plot]

they'll also have their heads dunked in the urinal with those names



and the girl is destined to be a lesbian and/or a stripper with that name

 

[polo]

underestimating kids of my sperm will be the worst mistake ever

 

[plot]

hey man, i'd go see your stripper daughter.

 

[polo]

hey, at least she won't be jewish

 

[plot]

i've got zero issues with jews.


edit: except gong. what a fgt that one is.

 

[Valve1138]

hey, at least she won't be jewish

You're mixing him up with Sarcasmo.

 

[polo]

manly AND tolerent

what a catch you are eh

 

[polo]

You're mixing him up with Sarcasmo.

it all makes sense now

 

[plot]

don't forget the big penis

 

[plot]

plus i know a british dude on the internet

 

[polo]

hurr british hurr

 

[plot]

visker's british isn't he?

 

[polo]

scottish

 

[plot]

damn. guess i just know a few scots then.

fuck if i'll ever admit to knowing any irish!

 

[polo]

saying i know someone from missourah would be akin to shooting myself in the face

 

[kiwi]

I was thinking of Haylee, Kyler, and Dorian for kids names.

But back to the matter at hand, where is my copy of Ape and Fly's porno?

 

[APRIL]

I was thinking of Haylee, Kyler, and Dorian for kids names.

But back to the matter at hand, where is my copy of Ape and Fly's porno?

What? The real thing isn't good enough?

 

[plot]

I was thinking of Haylee, Kyler, and Dorian for kids names.

But back to the matter at hand, where is my copy of Ape and Fly's porno?

all very good choices