Your most embarrassing moment.

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xlr8ed

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Here is by far my most embarrassing moment...

I was 13 and had just moved to Virginia with my family. The new school I enrolled in required students to have 7th grade physical. If we had known this (the school I would have went to in St. Louis required 9th grade physical) we would have had it done with my longstanding family doctor, a very nice Pakistani gentleman.

My parents make an appointment with a new doctor they picked out from the new insurance company. I figured that this new doctor is going to be the same as my old doctor and never gave it a second thought.

The day of the appointment come, dear ole' Mom takes me down there and after some brief paperwork, I leave my mother in the waiting room and they take me in the back and ask me to undress and get up on the table. Now I am starting to dread things at this point, I am going to have some old smelly doctor touching me and telling me how to do a testicular exam on myself. As you will see I wished that happened.

I'm sitting there in my tighty whiteys and almost shivering, when the door opens and in comes my doctor, not a Paki like I was expecting, not some old man, but a woman who could have been that years Playmate of the year, tall, blonde, absolutely beautiful in every regard. This woman was Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, and Aphrodite all rolled into one.

Just to catch you up, we have:
A. A 13 year old boy in the underwear
B. The hottest woman said boy has ever seen.

So she introduces herself and stating checking my eyes, ears, and throat. Talking really nice to me and telling me that she wished it was warmer so I wouldn’t shiver so much, as she rubs one had on my shoulders in a vain attempt to warm me up and calm me a bit. She checks my pulse and does all the other normal doctor things. The whole time I am thinking about baseball, football, cars, a naked Rosanne Barr and Barbra Walters oil wresting match, anything I can that can get my mind off of the fact that my penis is yelling "GO GET HER BOY, SHE’S ALL YOURS!!!"

Then comes the moment... the moment that she tells me to lay back and slide my underwear off.....

I stall by asking her some stupid question that doesn't make sense..

She again asks me to lay back and remove my underwear.

I comply this time, as I slide off my shorts she at this point realizes why I as so nervous, Mr. Happy is pointing north and ready for action.

She smiles briefly and then starts talking to me about testicular cancer, about how I have to check once a month. Then she demonstrates my grabbing my sack and making sure everything (else) is working correctly. What seemed at the time like forever only lasted about 1 minute. She then finished up with the normal exam and said good-bye, I simply dressed and left never talking my eyes off the floor.

On the way home, my mother mentioned that my doctor was really nice; I simply nod, and mutter yes.
 
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Hahahahaha.

I can't think of any embarassing moments. Except when I pee'd my red cordory's in the first grade.
 

CletusJones

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I don't have a story quite that good, mine is more stupid drunkenness than anything.

Long story short: I was approached by a police officer on a horse, i give officer a hard time, upon leaving I smack the horse on the haunches, I get a $500 fine and almost go to jail. Let's just say that the officer was NOT amused.
 

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I railed the cleaning lady at work on my desk in my office after hours one time. But then she wanted to be my "girlfriend" and stuff, and was threatening to tell the boss if I didnt have a realtionship with her. So I gave her a sweater that Id bought as a gift for someone else (they didnt like it and gave it back to me:rolleyes: ) , but she told the boss anyways , and I got fired.


or did I see that on seinfeld last night?
 
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Millions

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Bwahahah! As embarassing as that story was I bet the doctor was flattered you got it up for her even though it was cold.
 
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berzerker

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:lol:

I need to think about this... I'm certain that I've had some ebarassing moments, but I can't really think of any right now.
 
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Restless

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My most embarrising moment is not post worthy, but anyways, i guess other then that it would be when i was caught with porn magazines by my mum who then sat me down with a 10 min talk about how it was bad and that i should not be seeing this sorta stuff (i was like 15 at the time)..only saving grace was that it was my dads, so i got away with it...it's not been spoken about since...
 
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ieholly

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CletusJones said:
don't hurt yourself.
omg i know. i hardly ever think! anyway i just realized my most embarrassing moment was when i forgot to wear a bra to school last semester. it was the week before finals and i was really tired. just slipped my mind. it wasn't really noticable. eh. best i could come up with.
 

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ieholly said:
omg i know. i hardly ever think! anyway i just realized my most embarrassing moment was when i forgot to wear a bra to school last semester. it was the week before finals and i was really tired. just slipped my mind. it wasn't really noticable. eh. best i could come up with.
I dont wear bras to school quite a lot. :p