You tripped with who?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh nevermind I agree with the Duke.

You guys are both old grumpy men therefore are interchangable.

Ah, no
Im actually capable of maintaining a long-term relationship

 

[Dharma1521]

Ah, no
Im actually capable of maintaining a long-term relationship

Duke and his right hand have been together for a long time.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Are you tripping right now?

I am. Figured I gave up smoking, may as well get into taking morphine at work.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ah, no
Im actually capable of maintaining a long-term relationship

Ohhhh burn


but so true

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am. Figured I gave up smoking, may as well get into taking morphine at work.

Responsible!
Im loopy enough as it is without being on something at work.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Responsible!
Im loopy enough as it is without being on something at work.

I think I'm much better at my job when I'm on a bit of an opium high. Makes you really nice and understand with people, which is good when you talk to old grumpy people about the fact they're always in pain. You're less likely to hang up the phone with the words "wanker" when you're happy.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I'd go on a serious bender with W.C. Fields.

I'd smoke cigarettes with Kurt Vonnegut or Cigars with Samuel Clemens

I'd do speed with the Marx Brothers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd go on a serious bender with W.C. Fields.

I dunno, he seemed like a mean drunk. Funny, but mean.

I'd smoke cigarettes with Kurt Vonnegut or Cigars with Samuel Clemens

Im sure theyd smoke more than tobacco.

I'd do speed with the Marx Brothers.

The incessant horn-honking by harpo would kill the whole experience, I think.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, since I don't do drugs:

Scotch with Churchill
Scotch with Hemingway
Scotch with Teddy Roosevelt

 

[Duke]

Ah, no
Im actually capable of maintaining a long-term relationship

BLOW ME JERK

 

[Thorn Bird]

Id smoke a fatty with Tommy Chong.

that dude is bad.ass. you don't NEED a pregnant bible page to be with him. he's a trip on his own.

Well, since I don't do drugs:

Scotch with Churchill
Scotch with Hemingway
Scotch with Teddy Roosevelt

i've always been interested in churchill. lemme know how that meeting goes!

 

[Dharma1521]

I'd do ecstasy with Polo. drrooooolll

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So you could see him all slack jawed, sweaty, pale, bleary eyed and incomprehendable? Win!

 

[Dana Butler]

drugs are bad.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Wow... thanks for the insight there, Sophocles.

 

[Dana Butler]

someone had to say it. gloryfing drugs is stupid.

 

[Duke]

So are gimmicks.

wut?

 

[b_sinning]

I'd like to do coke with Dennis Leary when he was doing No Cure for Cancer.

 

[Duke]

I'd like to do coke with Dennis Leary when he was doing No Cure for Cancer.

Hmm, I would think that might wind up being a very tense experience.

I'm not sure what I would party on with Dennis Leary, but I do agree, he would be a trip. I think I would have to go with something that won't make him more of an uptight asshole though.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd like to do coke with Dennis Leary when he was doing No Cure for Cancer.

Man you could hear that dude grinding his teeth from like a mile away