Yay Paul Revere

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As told by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow in "The Lord's Tale" (Part of the compellation Tales of a Wayside Inn), today marks the 220th anniversary of the ride of Paul Revere ("Listen my children, and you shall hear/of the midnight ride of Paul Revere/ on the 18th of April, in '75/ Hardly a man is now alive/ Who remembers that fateful day and year")

Everyone should celebrate by flushing a teabag and drinking a good cold beer tonight :cool:

[yes, i am so bored at work and needed to make a thread about it]
 

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smileynev said:
needs more penisaurous rex
shove it, twinkie boy. without this ficticious ride you'd be wearing a powdered wig and celebrating the queen mum's birthday every june.
 

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F33nX said:
shove it, twinkie boy. without this ficticious ride you'd be wearing a powdered wig and celebrating the queen mum's birthday every june.
and without twinkie boy you and your middle aged female friends wouldn't have a tastey snack to munch on while you all cried together in your worn out flannel jammies because keifer sutherland wouldn't sign your droopey breast or your husband said adriana lima was hot
 
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elpmis said:
and without twinkie boy you and your middle aged female friends wouldn't have a tastey snack to munch on while you all cried together in your worn out flannel jammies because keifer sutherland wouldn't sign your droopey breast or your husband said adriana lima was hot

Yeah. And without desperate middle aged female women you wouldn't have anything to jack off too.
 

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elpmis said:
and without twinkie boy you and your middle aged female friends wouldn't have a tastey snack to munch on while you all cried together in your worn out flannel jammies because keifer sutherland wouldn't sign your droopey breast or your husband said adriana lima was hot
i haven't had a twinkie since i was like, 6, and that was only 18 years ago. i don't like keifer sutherland and whotf is adriana lima? :rolleyes:
 

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smileynev said:
Yeah. And without desperate middle aged female women you wouldn't have anything to jack off too.
and without me jacking off there would be no industry for porn and your wife would be out of work
 

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twinkies, whores, paul revere. This thread has it all.

Now if only nev and teh elf would stick their noses in my anus.
 
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fly said:
twinkies, whores, paul revere. This thread has it all.

Now if only nev and teh elf would stick their noses in my anus.

Is it cheesy or fishy today?
 

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Galen said:
Ah, that man was a lovable scamp, a true gent and fine sir.
hehe

he was also a fine silversmith. if you ever get the chance, go to boston and go see his house. a lot of his work is on display there.