Why do you obey the law?

[smileynev]

Pretty much all of them that don't involve harming someone else.

which would be?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

which would be?

Well for starters this asshole cop told me last week that I couldn't keep a herd of bears in my house.

 

[Kevlar]

The only law I continue to break continually and willfully is speeding on the freeway. I obey the speed on surface streets and neighborhoods, but something happens when my wheels hit the on ramp zoom...zoom!

Because you are afraid of the consequences?

Or because you believe it is best for society?



for me, it's probably the first one, I respect the laws, but if I could get away with going naked to the mall, I would.

 

[smileynev]

Well for starters this asshole cop told me last week that I couldn't keep a herd of bears in my house.

Did the bears have asshole for dinner that night?

 

[smileynev]

The only law I continue to break continually and willfully is speeding on the freeway. I obey the speed on surface streets and neighborhoods, but something happens when my wheels hit the on ramp zoom...zoom!

I always speed on the below ground streets.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Did the bears have asshole for dinner that night?

Hey, I didn't touch him.

It was the bears.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I always speed on the below ground streets.

I speed in parking lots.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I speed on the sidewalk sometimes
And on playgrounds

 

[smileynev]

I speed in parking lots.

I speed in public restrooms

 

[smileynev]

I speed on the sidewalk sometimes
And on playgrounds

speed, not peed...

 

[Desslock]

I speed on the sidewalk sometimes
And on playgrounds

I call recess target practice.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

speed, not peed...

hugs not drugs?

 

[smileynev]

hugs not drugs?

slugs not thugs?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I speed in public restrooms

Tell me about it, the guy that mans the glory hole told me you were the fastest ever

 

[kikbot]

I do it for the first reason. I just don't feel like going through the hassle of being jailed. Lawyer costs, jail time and butt rape deter me from breaking the big laws.

 

[Millions]

I break small laws that are a hassle to obey. Like car registration. I hate having to get my car smogged every other year, I think that's total bullshit.

 

[ieholly]

i don't, i have had a warrant out for my arrest for like four years.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i don't, i have had a warrant out for my arrest for like four years.

Curb crawling?

 

[ieholly]

Curb crawling?

lol. i have no idea what that is.

 

[Millions]

Hooking.