I thought long and hard about what I should say in this email. I gathered the following information:
* You might be cool and stuff
* You're registered at http://uselessforums.com
* You haven't posted in a while
* This is spam
So anyway... We've made some changes to the site. Stop by and check us out. Or add this email address to your spam list and never hear from us again. LOL
Or does fly just really love me?