Hawt Who's ready to be ruptured?

[Onnotangu]

hmm there should be plenty of goths and hipster girls left after rapture.

 

[tre]

fuck, and i JUST bought a cottage.

 

[dbzeag]

fuck, and i JUST bought a cottage.

oh so you did actually buy it?!??! awesome! When can I come visit?

 

[fly]

fuck, and i JUST bought a cottage.

pics? deetz? sup? butsax?

 

[tre]

a little 2 bedroom lakefront, about a 1/4 acre. Closing date June 9th. Just under an hour drive from my house.

 

[annastayzia]

Awesome. I was raised Catholic, so I think I'm exempt. Catholics are automatically left behind.

 

[JAXvillain]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RAPTURE!

 

[Duke]

They cant do this crap on like a monday or something?
They gotta fuck up a saturday for everyone?
Assholes.

Honestly, if the rapture happens and I'm not part of it, depending on who they take, Saturday could be a really fun day.

Sunday, however, with all the armed left-behinds running around, will be a bitch.

 

[Duke]

Awesome. I was raised Catholic, so I think I'm exempt. Catholics are automatically left behind.

that's such a catholic thing to say

 

[Sarcasmo]

a little 2 bedroom lakefront, about a 1/4 acre. Closing date June 9th. Just under an hour drive from my house.

http://uselessforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3500&d=1305833360

DEAR MR. OWL,

HOW MANY HOUSES DOES A PERSON REQUIRE TO BE HAPPY?


edit: waitaminute, I keep getting Tre and Chikken confused. Stupid syrup names.

 

[JAXvillain]

Honestly, if the rapture happens and I'm not part of it, depending on who they take, Saturday could be a really fun day.

Sunday, however, with all the armed left-behinds running around, will be a bitch.

there is a greater likelihood of the devil popping out of fly's butt

 

[Wessels]

what happened to 2012, i thought that was the big cool thing

 

[annastayzia]

2012 is the Mayan thing.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I wish more of these people would join suicide cults. Real estate costs are prohibitively expensive in many places.

 

[Dharma1521]

The first rule of the rapture, is that no one knows the date of the rapture.

Fucking newbs.

 

[fly]

Honestly, if the rapture happens and I'm not part of it, depending on who they take, Saturday could be a really fun day.

Sunday, however, with all the armed left-behinds running around, will be a bitch.

A planet without Christians? ahhh, peace

 

[fly]

The first rule of the rapture, is that no one knows the date of the rapture.

Fucking newbs.

so the rapture is really like a Chuck Palahniuk book? rock on

 

[Dharma1521]

so the rapture is really like a Chuck Palahniuk book? rock on

Kinda.

 

[Wessels]

A planet without Christians? ahhh, peace

have fun with the muslims

 

[Sarcasmo]

Rap? Sure!