My cousin got a "double DUI" at 21 because he blew over a .16 and was charged as if it were two separate duis. He's still an idiot but doesn't drive with even a whiff of alcohol after that.
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I think this might be urban legend at this point but, I heard a story about a guy getting arrested for backing his car out of the driveway just to let another person out.
Ouch. Some people get wacked and some seem to get off easy. Guess its all who you know.
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I should dig out some of my info on the.......relationship.......... between MADD & the legislators.
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Uncle Bob just wanted to go home!
The nice officers gave me a McDonald's Happy meal so it wasn't all bad.
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I was incarcerated. Obviously the cops were cheap. It had chocolate milk tho.
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My DUI was funny.
The coppers had been looking for me most of the day because they thought I was a threat. They even had my former place of employment close for the day even though I had made no threats or anything. The cops knew I had called a buddy there. I spent most of the day on a high hill overlooking the west side, in near 100° heat and wicked sun.
Later, I was cruising around after offering to go to a precinct and turn myself in and saw a copper behind me at a four way stop. I suddenly had a dozen cars around me and there was yelling for me to exit the vehicle. I got out and pointed my Nokia at them, and this fucker was pointing a shotgun at my face and I could see him smiling.
“Are there shells in there or bean bags?” I asked.
“Bean bags” came the response.
I laid down because dying is one thing, being badly bruised is another.
I was soon surrounded and while being cuffed, I asked “Where’s the obligatory boot to the head?” and this dude stepped on my head while I laughed.
They took me all the way to the main Justice Palace downtown where I blew a .28. LOL
I saw my mugshot a month later and it was the best picture ever taken of me. Tanned. Fit. Huge smile.
The coppers had been looking for me most of the day because they thought I was a threat. They even had my former place of employment close for the day even though I had made no threats or anything. The cops knew I had called a buddy there. I spent most of the day on a high hill overlooking the west side, in near 100° heat and wicked sun.
Later, I was cruising around after offering to go to a precinct and turn myself in and saw a copper behind me at a four way stop. I suddenly had a dozen cars around me and there was yelling for me to exit the vehicle. I got out and pointed my Nokia at them, and this fucker was pointing a shotgun at my face and I could see him smiling.
“Are there shells in there or bean bags?” I asked.
“Bean bags” came the response.
I laid down because dying is one thing, being badly bruised is another.
I was soon surrounded and while being cuffed, I asked “Where’s the obligatory boot to the head?” and this dude stepped on my head while I laughed.
They took me all the way to the main Justice Palace downtown where I blew a .28. LOL
I saw my mugshot a month later and it was the best picture ever taken of me. Tanned. Fit. Huge smile.
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