GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs-Pt II

[wetwillie]

230 is when heartburn typically rears its ugly head in earnest

Stop eating a few hours before laying down you goof!

 

[Immigrant]

That’s not heartburn.

 

[nukes]

When me and my lil sis were kids, I picked up a wrist rocket, loaded a Hot Wheels car into that bad boy, and shot her in the ear from about 8 ft away.

It didn’t deafen her, but she bled like blood was coming out of, you know, wherever.

I think you set a great precedent by doing so. You really showed her who was boss.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Wine gives me heartburn 100% of the time, its bullshit

 

[Immigrant]

Wine gives me heartburn 100% of the time, its bullshit

Whining about wine.

Kirkland brand Acid Reducer. $8.99 for 192, 150 mg Rantinidine. I cut em in half but since you’re fat, you’ll need a full dose.

Take care of yourself. If you’re gonna wine, don’t whine.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Tums work pretty good but I always forget to take them

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

not being a dirty wino would probably do the trick as well

 

[APRIL]

Wine gives me heartburn 100% of the time, its bullshit

Quit being a little bitch about it.

 

[adi]

Tums work pretty good but I always forget to take them

put a reminder on the phone

 

[Darth Handsome]

I cant remember to put the reminder on the phone

 

[wetwillie]

I cant remember to put the reminder on the phone

Make it part of the uncorking ritual.

 

[Immigrant]

I cant remember to put the reminder on the phone

That’s good because although a great source of calcium, it’s possible to take too many Tums.

 

[Immigrant]

Some days he’s angry troll. Others, he’s just poke in the eye troll. I like this new version, helpless troll.

 

[Strings]

I stopped keeping meds on the nightstand.
Got tired of taking stool softener thinking it was acid reducer in the dark.
I can't be the only one.

 

[wetwillie]

I stopped keeping meds on the nightstand.
Got tired of taking stool softener thinking it was acid reducer in the dark.
I can't be the only one.

Triple antibiotic ointment on the toothbrush by nightlight light - #metoo

 

[nukes]

Make it part of the uncorking ritual.

It's box wine, which I assume has some sort of cap and definitely not a cork.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I stopped keeping meds on the nightstand.
Got tired of taking stool softener thinking it was acid reducer in the dark.
I can't be the only one.

Why were you keeping laxies so close at hand? Kinship with Keeks?

 

[Strings]

Why were you keeping laxies so close at hand? Kinship with Keeks?

Emergencies.

 

[MacG]

Wine gives me heartburn 100% of the time, its bullshit

Holy shit this is the pussiest thing I've heard in a long time.

And I live with two pussies who literally speak pussy.

 

[nukes]

Holy shit this is the pussiest thing I've heard in a long time.

And I live with two pussies who literally speak pussy.

Give it 10 years you'll be as pussy as any of us.