Food Which side of a Ritz crackers is your favorite?

[Ledboots]

I lick off the salt and throw the soggy cracker to the dog

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I lick off the salt and throw the soggy cracker to the dog

kinky

 

[Strings]

Salty side down.
Um yeah

 

[HipHugHer]

Also, Ritz are absolutely the WORST crackers to crumble into soup. They instantly go soggy and are total limp dick.

You're supposed to crush them and then use them to bread pork chops with the ol' double egg milk wash trick, duh.

Also I lay the salt side down on my tongue first, then lick the salt off while softening the cracker with spit, then hold the nozzle of the spray easy cheese so it shoots a little under the cracker at first, then manipulate it with your tongue so it fills the remainder of your mouth above the cracker.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

You're supposed to crush them and then use them to bread pork chops with the ol' double egg milk wash trick, duh.

Also I lay the salt side down on my tongue first, then lick the salt off while softening the cracker with spit, then hold the nozzle of the spray easy cheese so it shoots a little under the cracker at first, then manipulate it with your tongue so it fills the remainder of your mouth above the cracker.

cream cheese or gtfo

 

[OOD]

cream cheese or gtfo

Nah that can cheese is where it's at. It might even be vegan for all I know.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Nah that can cheese is where it's at. It might even be vegan for all I know.

shit

 

[HipHugHer]

cream cheese or gtfo

Ritz and cream cheese is a weakness I will never overcome, and I'm OK with that. It's pure bliss.

 

[nukes]

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[Coqui]

You're supposed to crush them and then use them to bread pork chops with the ol' double egg milk wash trick, duh.

Also I lay the salt side down on my tongue first, then lick the salt off while softening the cracker with spit, then hold the nozzle of the spray easy cheese so it shoots a little under the cracker at first, then manipulate it with your tongue so it fills the remainder of your mouth above the cracker.

The only way to have pork chops is with Sazón.

 

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face slammed a box of roasted garlic triscuits last night

 

[OOD]

Anybody else ever put ketchup and mustard between two ritz crackers? It tastes very much like a McDonald's burger.

 

[adi]

Anybody else ever put ketchup and mustard between two ritz crackers? It tastes very much like a McDonald's burger.

if you put some green chutney and sliced veggies it tastes much better than macd's

 

[adi]

hmmm experiment, tofu and crumbs and crushed peas patty.. hmm

 

[HipHugHer]

Cream cheese was on sale today. Got 3 boxes. Might last the weekend if I exercise a little restraint.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[adi]

hmmm experiment, tofu and crumbs and crushed peas patty.. hmm

maybe add some bhel rice

 

[Ledboots]

hmmm experiment, tofu and crumbs and crushed peas patty.. hmm

Yes and spices for the tofu to absorb and something to bind it, I use soaked flax seeds or chia seeds.

 

[Ledboots]

maybe add some bhel rice

Or oatmeal, I do that

 

[adi]

Yes and spices for the tofu to absorb and something to bind it, I use soaked flax seeds or chia seeds.

Or oatmeal, I do that

or roll them in rava, (semolina?) before cooking