I am very jealous of your life.
can I be your wife?
OMG did you just propose?
I am very jealous of your life.
can I be your wife?
OMG did you just propose?
YES
NOW TAKE ME TO THAT PRIVATE ISLAND WHERE THE SUN SHINES AND BOOZE FLOWS FREELY
I am very jealous of your life.
can I bed your wife?
The booze did flow freely. I remember getting into a fight with a rum bottle and it dared me to tackle a pelican. I tried to do so and the rum bottle and pelican threw me into the ocean onto some fire coral.
I don't remember a lot about Sunday.
You're fuckin disgusting.
What? I'm paying the man a compliment in his choice of wife. It's not every man's wife I offer to bed FFS.
I am very jealous of your life.
can I be your wife?
I am very jealous of your life.
can I bed your wife?
My daughter's wife maybe. If she has one.
Trying to decide how much of an improvement this comment is
you can't have analyze without anal.
Wait, I'm confused. ER1 is a rich pilot? What the fuck is going on here?