Where did the joke thread go?

JJ Lady

Flaccid Member
Oct 26, 2004
Savannah, GA
Oh well:

A "HELP WANTED" sign was placed in the front window:
"Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful applicant must be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted
up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail,
then walked over to the sign, looked at it,
whined and pawed the air.

The receptionist called the office manager.
He was surprised,
to say the least to see a canine applicant.
However, the dog looked determined,
so he led him into the office.
Inside the dog jumped up on a chair and stared
at the manager expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you.
The sign says you must be able to type.
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter
and proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager,
gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but told the dog,
"That was fantastic, but I'm sorry.
The sign clearly says that whoever I hire
has to be good with a computer.
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer
and proceeded to demonstrate his expertise
with various programs, produced a sample
spreadsheet and database,
then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded!!
He said to the dog, "Hey I realize that you are a very
intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent,
but you're a dog - no way can I hire you.

The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window
and pointed his paw at the words,
"Equal Opportunity Employer."

The exasperated manager said,
"Yes I know what the sign says.
But the sign also says you must be bilingual."

The dog looked him straight in the eye and said: