Food When you make eggs and toast

[nukes]

I make eggs and toast separately, and eat them separately, but at the same time. I might take a few bites of egg and then a bite of toast. Or the other way around. Sometimes I'll make an egg and cheese sandwich.

Freak.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I make eggs and toast separately, and eat them separately, but at the same time. I might take a few bites of egg and then a bite of toast. Or the other way around. Sometimes I'll make an egg and cheese sandwich.

APOSTASY!!!!!

 

[thintoast]

Hey fuck you guys. I do what I want.

 

[Valve1138]

Ok Cartman

 

[thintoast]

Suck my balls you jew.

 

[thintoast]

Shit. I forgot dirty.

 

[thintoast]

Suck my balls you dirty jew.

 

[nukes]

Suck my balls you dirty jew.

$5.
And I'm fixin to take a shower.
Alone, or that would be a further $5.
Edit: unless you are referring to a different dirty Jew.
I don't travel in Jew circles much, I'm used to being the sole watered down Jew that people know.

Carry on.

 

[Ledboots]

cows and horses are too much work.

Very expensive and lots of poop.

 

[peanut]

Over easy eggs with dry toast served separately. Then I break the yolk and dip the toast. Heavenly goodness but then again I don't really need the toast. I eat over easy eggs every morning just by itself.

 

[peanut]

Balut, Pan De Sol, Tanduay rum.
Pinoy breakfast of champions.

I don't recall being served balut and Tanduay rum for breakfast. Balut is usually served at night so you don't see what you're eating.

 

[Strings]

$5.
And I'm fixin to take a shower.
Alone, or that would be a further $5.
Edit: unless you are referring to a different dirty Jew.
I don't travel in Jew circles much, I'm used to being the sole watered down Jew that people know.

Carry on.

You're our Jew on the crew, Nukes.

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm fixin to

The redneck is rubbing off on you, nukes.

 

[DJBrenton]

So if you want the perfect eggs on toast this is how you do it. First you need 3 rashers of dry cure bacon. Fry until just crisp then remove from pan and allow to cool. Then make a pancake mix. Dip the bacon in the pancake mix and fry again until the pancake is done then pour on maple syrup and serve and there you have it, the perfect eggs on toast.

 

[nukes]

I don't recall being served balut and Tanduay rum for breakfast. Balut is usually served at night so you don't see what you're eating.

I've never eaten balut, I suspect if I was still a drinking man I'd be up for the challenge. Crunchy baby chicken embryo and all.
Course the way I drank, I'd never remember.

 

[peanut]

I've never eaten balut, I suspect if I was still a drinking man I'd be up for the challenge. Crunchy baby chicken embryo and all.
Course the way I drank, I'd never remember.

You could easily win Fear Factor if you can manage eating some.

 

[kiwi]

cows and horses are too much work.

I want a meat cow but I doubt I'd try and do a milking one.

 

[HipHugHer]

I want a meat cow but I doubt I'd try and do a milking one.

You're basically married to milk cows. Morning and evening, it never stops. Beef cattle can graze, or throw them a big bale of hay, a few extra shovels of grain, make sure the water tank is full, and you can at least leave home for a 3-day weekend.

 

[Ledboots]

Who will kill the cow?

 

[Ledboots]

And bleed it and chop it up?