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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Fat Burger, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. ELVIS PARSLEY!!!


    I'm eating Laffy Taffy! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
     
  2. What does the sun skate on?

    SOLARBLADES!
     
  3. AHAHAAHAHHAHAHA Laffy Taffy has some of the greatest jokes ever!!

    :lol:
     
  4. What kind of animal has more lives than a cat?

    A frog...IT CROAKS EVERY NIGHT!
     
  5. What does this button do?

    LOCK!

    :fly:


    j/k, those are actually so bad they're funny
     
  6. Why was it so hot in the stadium after the big game?


    ALL THE FANS HAD LEFT!
     
  7. Why is a lost Dalmation easily found?

    BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS SPOTTED!
     
  8. Oh hell..... I'm actually laughing out loud at these. They're so simple and funny, they're perfect.
     
  9. The first one is fucking brilliant. The rest are ok.
     
  10. clean humour rocks your grandmas socks.
     
  11. What do you get when you cross a running lawnmower and a bird?






    Shredded Tweet
     
  12. Im normally all about dick and fart jokes, but these are crackin me up
     
  13. How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

    WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!
     
  14. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her out on a date?

    SHORE!
     
  15. Why did the reporter go to the ice cream store?

    TO GET THE SCOOP!
     
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  17. What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion?

    A GRAPE NOBODY PICKS ON!
     
  18. What are sailors' favorite oranges?

    NAVAL ORANGES!
     
  19. And I'm spent.