What magazines do you get?

[fly]

Storage Magazine technically, but yes

do they have pics of half naked chicks laying on large storage devices?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

that's what laptops and wifi are for

Lugging a laptop into the shitter is too cumbersome
I need freedom of movement man!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

do they have pics of half naked chicks laying on large storage devices?

The March centerfold was this chick with nothing but fibre cables covering her r-rated bits dryhumping an EMC Symmetrix DMX 3000M2

 

[JAXvillain]

Lugging a laptop into the shitter is too cumbersome
I need freedom of movement man!

that's why I have a small laptop! dell d400 gives perfect bafroom mobility

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

that's why I have a small laptop! dell d400 gives perfect bafroom mobility

Yeah, but you see, the hidden beauty of the paper magazine is, that if you run out of TP, you can just tear out the adpaged in the magazine and clean the ole cinnamonring with that.
If all you have is a laptop, youd have to use your sock or something.

 

[thrawn]

wtf

you have teh smrats.

scientific american?

shh

 

[Nyx]

PC Magazine. That's all.

 

[BigDov]

right now, nothing. Used to get Maximum PC and Wired pretty regularly tho

 

[smileynev]

damn. All I get is PCGamer. I used to get Macworld.

 

[BigDov]

damn. All I get is PCGamer. I used to get Macworld.

Is it still worth getting the cd subscription??

 

[smileynev]

Is it still worth getting the cd subscription??

i don't know, I don't get the cds

 

[fly]

If all you have is a laptop, youd have to use your sock or something.

Or get out your knife, cut up your boxers, and leave them beside the dumpster.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Or get out your knife, cut up your boxers, and leave them beside the dumpster.

gah
Its better to just wipe yer ass on a calvin klein ad

 

[BigDov]

i don't know, I don't get the cds

okay then

 

[fly]

i don't know, I don't get the cds

el cheapo

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, but you see, the hidden beauty of the paper magazine is, that if you run out of TP, you can just tear out the adpaged in the magazine and clean the ole cinnamonring with that.
If all you have is a laptop, youd have to use your sock or something.

I only poop while fully immersed in liquid, laptops don't hold up too well

Glossy magazines on the other hand, are good for at least two trips

 

[thrawn]

Or get out your knife, cut up your boxers, and leave them beside the in the stall.

i've done that at work before. always carry a pocket knife, my friend.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i've done that at work before. always carry a pocket knife, my friend.

If I poop at work I take the employee handbook with me
Just in case

 

[fly]

I only poop while fully immersed in liquid, laptops don't hold up too well

Glossy magazines on the other hand, are good for at least two trips

Rhinos poop that way too.

 

[theacoustician]

Rhinos poop that way too.

How do you know this?