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Thursday night I drove a package to Hoover, AL.
Took two 1 hour naps in rest areas on the way home.
Overturned tractor trailer on I85 got me home by 10am so I didn't work Friday but was pretty crispy.
Acme courier put me on call for 2nd shift tonight with a $135 guarantee. So I can watch Nutflix for 8 hours and gross $135.
Then I can lie to the IRS about how many miles I drove and clear the $135.
Make tax free living great again!
Coolest stuff I ever delivered doing that stuff was eyes, man.
Ever take a peek?
It was weird man like whoa that's somebody's eyes.
 
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Coolest stuff I ever delivered doing that stuff was eyes, man.
Ever take a peek?
It was weird man like whoa that's somebody's eyes.
This was a specialty machine part.
You know how un-mechanical I am. I'd know an alternator if I tripped over it. Waste of time for me to look at parts.
We'll, girl parts are ok.
 
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HipHugHer

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Got as far as putting a wreath on the door.
Pulled a fake Christmas tree out of the shed and it started shedding plastic "needles" everywhere so threw away skeleton tree and will get a better one.
That's fine, fake tree = fake presents anyway.
Maybe just wander into the woods with a saw.
 
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