GAY We heart you April

[Mr. Argumentor]

Sober fucking sucks. We've got like a week and a half left.

I had to double check that this wasnt some thing for Lent.

 

[adi]

I'll sit out one of your bans for you if you come back @APRIL .

^same same

 

[kiwi]

When I met flape a couple weeks ago, @APRIL told me she hates you all and is never coming back here.

Can you ask her what we did so we can repeat it if she changes her mind?

 

[Immigrant]

Her away status has saddened me greatly and I’ve had to keep quiet about it until now. So thanks for starting this thread.

I’m still sad like a motherfucker shit.

 

[Petunia]

Can you ask her what we did so we can repeat it if she changes her mind?

allskskdjdjsjsjsjsjsjs

 

[Lambie]

 

[MacG]

Love you @APRIL and @fly, what a magnificent couple! (Until ape sees the truth and leaves that bozo for me)

 

[OOD]

Love you @APRIL and @fly, what a magnificent couple! (Until ape sees the truth and leaves that bozo for me)

I loved her first.

 

[wetwillie]

Love you @APRIL and @fly, what a magnificent couple! (Until ape sees the truth and leaves that bozo for me)

I loved her first.

I'll woo her away from both of you with a box of feral kittens.

 

[OOD]

I'll woo her away from both of you with a box of feral kittens.

Mac will win. He is a feral kitten.

 

[wetwillie]

Mac will win. He is a feral kitten.

meh, he's old. These will be some fresh kitties. Whole box of them. She can punch holes in a shirt and install 6-8 nursing bottles in it, lay on the floor and play momma cat nursing her babies. Mac's got booze breath damnit!

 

[fly]

insurance scam?

Nah, we were out for ten nights straight during Tampa Bay Beer Week, so we took four weeks off. Dumbest idea ever.

 

[fly]

is that when @APRIL is giving birth ?

We had some new guy run with us at Run Club last night. I told him that we had an abortion scheduled in four weeks but were not drinking because wanted to respect the baby until then. We'll see if he comes back.

 

[Petunia]

We had some new guy run with us at Run Club last night. I told him that we had an abortion scheduled in four weeks but wanted to respect the baby until then. We'll see if he comes back.

omfggggg

 

[tre]

We had some new guy run with us at Run Club last night. I told him that we had an abortion scheduled in four weeks but were not drinking because wanted to respect the baby until then. We'll see if he comes back.

 

[Jehannum]

We had some new guy run with us at Run Club last night. I told him that we had an abortion scheduled in four weeks but were not drinking because wanted to respect the baby until then. We'll see if he comes back.

 

[Immigrant]

Back when I was a delivery driver, I delivered to an abortion clinic a handful of times. It was tricky to get past the picketers and they’d yell stuff and impede my style. One day, someone asked what I was delivering. Without flinching, I answered “vacuum bags and knitting needles” and nearly got my ass kicked.

 

[Immigrant]

I leurve abortion humor.

 

[Strings]

Back when I was a delivery driver, I delivered to an abortion clinic a handful of times. It was tricky to get past the picketers and they’d yell stuff and impede my style. One day, someone asked what I was delivering. Without flinching, I answered “vacuum bags and knitting needles” and nearly got my ass kicked.

And pickle jars?

 

[MacG]

I loved her first.

I was already stalking her when you arrived, buddy.