How are my meat flaps?
They made me wear the drummer's checked lumberjack shirt for our last band photoshootI wore the shit out of grundgy jeans and flannel tied around my waist in high school.
It's all pink on the inside.They're making a racist out of him.
It's too late.Have some self-control, dude.
See, this is why I don't go to strip clubs.
If a stripper asked about her tits or meat flaps, I'm really kinda shy about discussing those things face to face with a total stranger.
"Um...Good? Here's a $1. Here's a $5. Mosey on down the runway be a good girl..."
Cuck.See, this is why I don't go to strip clubs.
If a stripper asked about her tits or meat flaps, I'm really kinda shy about discussing those things face to face with a total stranger.
"Um...Good? Here's a $1. Here's a $5. Mosey on down the runway be a good girl..."
What about my tits and meat flaps?Now that I know you a bit, let's talk about your tits and meat flaps
IDK. To me, it sounds easier with a stranger.
Challenge accepted.You don't go to strip clubs because wifey won't let you. Nice try, friend.
Dropping someone off at the Mons Venus doesn't count.Challenge accepted.
You're dumb.
No, I'm gonna bring $30 in one's to a strip club next week. I'll post a review.Dropping someone off at the Mons Venus doesn't count.
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Fucking Disney, where are his nipples?[GIPHY="maui you're welcome"]https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3vRcNnRyNjajSuBi/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]
you're welcome for my service