@MacG, WHERES YOUR BASEMENT I REALLY GOTTA PEEEEEEEE!
I hear hes a big burrito fan
Ya know what sucks?
Googling "big burrito fan" doesn't bring any pictures of a giant oscillating or box fan made of burritos.
That's what sucks.
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Backstory: in cleaning out my spam folder, I discovered the Platonic ideal of word salad spam emails. I won't quote the entire thing here, because it is 800 words long and only 40% of them are English. But it does contain the immortal phrase, "his pineapple wobble." Just... whisper that to yourself for a moment. His pineapple wobble. Isn't that lovely?
So there you go.