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[helenabear]

I OWN THE CROWN BITCH

Oh yeah? Why do you think @Coqui hasn't left me for you yet?

 

[Domon]

I suck at giving head, right @fly? Poor guy has teeth scrapes all over his cak.

practice makes perfect. I went from "eh, blowjobs are meh, i guess this is different" to a "thats fuckin amazing" experience with some small changes.

 

[Domon]

Oh yeah? Why do you think @Coqui hasn't left me for you yet?

because you beat him and lock him in the basement.

 

[helenabear]

because you beat him and lock him in the basement.

I meant besides the obvious. Though he does break free now and then - sneaky bugger.

 

[Wessels]

False. You're married, you may be good, but your wife settled. I'm best.

I was begging to lose faith in you, but you made me lol

 

[APRIL]

practice makes perfect. I went from "eh, blowjobs are meh, i guess this is different" to a "thats fuckin amazing" experience with some small changes.

Well ya... I've been doing it for.... 15 years. I think that makes me a black belt.

 

[kiwi]

If you think april is bad now, you should have seen how it was when she started. Scarred those poor boys for life.

 

[Valve1138]

If you think april is bad now, you should have seen how it was when she started. Scarred those poor boys for life.

/mormonohsnap!

 

[thintoast]

If you think april is bad now, you should have seen how it was when she started. Scarred those poor boys for life.

literally...

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

practice makes perfect. I went from "eh, blowjobs are meh, i guess this is different" to a "thats fuckin amazing" experience with some small changes.

How did you learn how to give such good head?

 

[Valve1138]

How did you learn how to give such good head?

Head shot!

 

[thintoast]

How did you learn how to give such good head?

Johnny 5 asked for more input.

 

[Amstel]

I OWN THE CROWN BITCH

Girl, You can't get in the contest if you don't swallow. There's rules. Minimal rules.

 

[Amstel]

Well ya... I've been doing it for.... 15 years. I think that makes me a black belt.

No. Experience means nothing. Practice makes Permanent. NOT perfect.

I've been impressed and let down all along the age and experience spectrum.

 

[Petunia]

Girl, You can't get in the contest if you don't swallow. There's rules. Minimal rules.

Uhm there's the money shot!
Where it lands all over the face and around the mouth area... AND THATS HOT

Just not dooooown the froatz! Grrossss

 

[Amstel]

Uhm there's the money shot!
Where it lands all over the face and around the mouth area... AND THATS HOT

Just not dooooown the froatz! Grrossss

Girl, this isn't a porn flick. LOLZ. For me, 'all over the face' = now go clean that shit up 'cuz I actually would like to kiss all over that face. It doesn't really do anything for me. I get that in flicks it's good for 'proof,' 'volume,' and all that other crap. But for me, a rare drip that gets caught with a finger and a cute smile is the maximum visual I need. I know it happened, I felt it FFS.

 

[Petunia]

I want all the men here at UF to swallow their own cum and then come back report to me to tell me how DELISHUZ it was

* tumbleweeds *


Yeah I thought so

 

[CletusJones]

I don't swallow nasty baby batter but I make up for it with my magnificent BJ skilllllz

If you don't swallow, you can't say:

I give fantastic head

 

[CletusJones]

I want all the men here at UF to swallow their own cum and then come back report to me to tell me how DELISHUZ it was

* tumbleweeds *


Yeah I thought so

You didn't even wait

 

[Petunia]

If you don't swallow, you can't say:

Head and swallowing 2 diff ting tings