Hawt UF Poop Club: March Edition

[Duke]

Does a 1/5 mean you're putting it inside someone else?

I suspect 1 star means she shat it out so it wouldn't stay inside her

 

[OOD]

1/5 means its not even worth putting inside someone. I have to like you to put a book inside you.

Being a guy, I would hate to have a book put inside of me.

 

[Dharma1521]

Being a guy, I would hate to have a book put inside of me.

Is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality?

 

[Domon]

Is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality?

its because books arent dick shaped.

 

[OOD]

Is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality?

Not at all. I once put my nuts in a friend's hand because a girl told us she'd show us her boobs. I just don't like things up my ass is all.

 

[Amstel]

Not at all. I once put my nuts in a friend's hand because a girl told us she'd show us her boobs. I just don't like things up my ass is all.

So essentially your sexuality comfort level can be bought.

That's fair.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Gentlemen , loosen your sphincters .

Not all of them , just the one with the enlarged prostate under it .

 

[nukes]

Gentlemen , loosen your sphincters .

Not all of them , just the one with the enlarged prostate under it .

My prostate tells me I have to pee.
Lying fucker.

 

[Frau Blugher]

My prostate tells me I have to pee.
Lying fucker.

An empty [ until needed] Cuervo Gold bottle in the cab .

Hopefully someone will steal it when it's full .

 

[nukes]

Apparently, I did need to pee.
Mom always told me to eat every carrot and pee on my plate, so I did.

 

[Jehannum]

Gentlemen , loosen your sphincters .

Not all of them , just the one with the enlarged prostate under it .

I have a very smooth prostate.

Want to touch it?

 

[Frau Blugher]

I have a very smooth prostate.

Want to touch it?

Still a six month waiting list ?

I'm busy contemplating navels til summer .

 

[Amstel]

An empty [ until needed] Cuervo Gold bottle in the cab .

Hopefully someone will steal it when it's full .

Step out of the car please. You're not allowed to have open liquor sir.

But, but, but, it's PEE!

I've heard that before sir. Step back to the patrol car with me.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Step out of the car please. You're not allowed to have open liquor sir.

But, but, but, it's PEE!

I've heard that before sir. Step back to the patrol car with me.

SOMEONE , is going to have to smell Nukes pee .

The ends justify the means .

 

[Frau Blugher]

I have a very smooth prostate.

Want to touch it?

And when is the MEN's arse douche coming out BTW ?

Line ups at the patent office still dwarfing any general theories of relativity .

 

[Frau Blugher]

Sounds like a job forrrrrrrr . . . .

Brony the sniffer dog !

[Sing along]

Brony the sniffer dog
He settles your hash
Now he's humping your leg
It's !
Bronnny! the sniffer dog
Could that be pee ?
Or is it just me ?
It's !
Brony the sniffer dog
Afghani brown
Now it's time to go down on
Bronnnnieeee the sniffer dog .

. . .

 

[nukes]

And when is the MEN's arse douche coming out BTW ?

Line ups at the patent office still dwarfing any general theories of relativity .

I washed mightily before they rammed a garden hose up me keester.

 

[Frau Blugher]

^ Sung to the tune of " Killer Planetoid " from the film " Disaster "

 

[tre]

I need a doormat that says House of Holes

you need it printed on the back of a pair of sweatpants

 

[Frau Blugher]

I washed mightily before they rammed a garden hose up me keester.

Nurse Ratchet was on a mental health day ?