Baby tre's been de-sacked.

[tre]

so, balls update. There is some mild bruising around the scrotal region, and they're still pretty tender. Still not allowed to blow a load till Monday, at which time the wife will be in Jamaica for work. fuck my life.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's okay, the first one will hurt like mad.

 

[dbzeag]

It's okay, the first one will hurt like mad.

Yes, I would think it would be easier to be more delicate if you did the first one on your own. I mean sawing away at your wife's vag might put undo stress on the site of the surgury.

 

[polo]

monday is too soon - usually telling people it will get better in a few days will cheer them up.

i'd have a wee go, but nothing too serious. it should only sting a little. if it's aching, go back.

 

[polo]

perhaps even invest in a fleshlight - training yourself wouldn't hurt. did you have your median raphe reset?

they come in mocha butthole you know

 

[tre]

balls feeling better today, yay!

and here's a pic of my only spawn ever

 

[Duke]

Only on UF could we sit around and talk about Tre's nuts for a week.

 

[dbzeag]

Only on UF could we sit around and talk about Tre's nuts for a week.

Is it that boring here?

 

[kiwi]

Is it that boring here?

I didn't think you'd find that boring.

 

[Rollout]

my left nut feels bad for tre nuts. Tre will u ever have fun with ur wife again?

 

[tre]

But of course

 

[dbzeag]

But of course

take pics?

 

[plot]

note to self: if i ever have my testicles chopped off, don't mention it to moistbird.

 

[dbzeag]

note to self: if i ever have my testicles chopped off, don't mention it to moistbird.

Won't she just find out on her own?

 

[Thorn Bird]

note to self: if i ever have my testicles chopped off, don't plaster it all over the message board because someone might actually pay attention to what i'm saying and then make a thread about it because it's tragically funny.

:dustshands: there. fixed it for you hon.

 

[tre]

What is so tragically funny about my balls?they are as glorious as ever, i'll have you know

 

[dbzeag]

What is so tragically funny about my balls?they are as glorious as ever, i'll have you know

Yes those black and blue marks are quite fetching, but on the bright side your cum isn't as salty.

 

[tre]

Bruising is gone, and I have no idea about the taste, i will need 3rd party confirmation...

 

[Thorn Bird]

What is so tragically funny about my balls?they are as glorious as ever, i'll have you know

only because they're currently swollen.

 

[tre]

Not anymore