Just popped into my head, insurance companies need to offer a new product.
Many people with spouses/families and the resultant financial responsibilities carry life insurance just in case of their untimely death.
But what about when Mr. Fielder gets into a drunken fight at his kids hockey game, and stabs 3 people in the eye with the springloaded spike he bought from US Cav, and his wife and three kids are left with their breadwinner in jail for life?
Or when Mrs. Aberfeldy runs over a group of special needs students in a crosswalk with her 8,000lb SUV while blabbing on her cellphone to her friend Judy about how much her husband sucks in bed and applying makeup, leaving her two kids and self-employed husband to fend for themselves without her steady realtor income?
"Dumbass Insurance"
For when a family member that you depend on does something so irrevocably stupid that you're left in a serious financial debacle.
So what crazy yet psuedo-marketable ideas have popped in your head lately?
Many people with spouses/families and the resultant financial responsibilities carry life insurance just in case of their untimely death.
But what about when Mr. Fielder gets into a drunken fight at his kids hockey game, and stabs 3 people in the eye with the springloaded spike he bought from US Cav, and his wife and three kids are left with their breadwinner in jail for life?
Or when Mrs. Aberfeldy runs over a group of special needs students in a crosswalk with her 8,000lb SUV while blabbing on her cellphone to her friend Judy about how much her husband sucks in bed and applying makeup, leaving her two kids and self-employed husband to fend for themselves without her steady realtor income?
"Dumbass Insurance"
For when a family member that you depend on does something so irrevocably stupid that you're left in a serious financial debacle.
So what crazy yet psuedo-marketable ideas have popped in your head lately?