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[researcher4856]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[itburnswhenipee]

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[ZRH]

...Uh huh

 

[Sarcasmo]

Maybe he has Lexis Nexis access.

 

[theacoustician]

Watch exactly are you researching?

 

[ZRH]

Maybe he has Lexis Nexis access.

Even colleges around here are too cheap to give it out.

 

[Sarcasmo]

My college used to have it and cancelled. It's hugely expensive. But of course my firm has it, and every firm I've worked at does. So no skin off my back.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Maybe the name is in l33tsp33k. So, I guess that would make him researcherABSG-- which is pronnounced ree-ser-cher-ab-usg.

 

[JAXvillain]

My college used to have it and cancelled. It's hugely expensive. But of course my firm has it, and every firm I've worked at does. So no skin off my back.

got it here

 

[Penis Envy]

its teh Sekrat service gaining information on forums with posts that bash the pres.. We all have 24 hours

 

[APRIL]

Hi there... what's your story?

 

[ZRH]

got it here

Dont you work for the legal dept. of Turner? That would make sense ya know, having it...

 

[JAXvillain]

Dont you work for the legal dept. of Turner? That would make sense ya know, having it...

yes, I do...just as sarc works in a lawfirm...was just reaffirming what he was saying, that every lawfirm he's worked for has it

 

[ZRH]

yes, I do...just as sarc works in a lawfirm...was just reaffirming what he was saying, that every lawfirm he's worked for has it

Aye... Court opinions are good reading++

 

[Onnotangu]

snakes on a locked thread?

 

[Onnotangu]

I believe this is a Carnivore bot. looking for terrorist. Bush, bomb, penis, Anime, george clooney.

 

[bast_imret]

snakes on a locked thread?

WE GOT MUTHA FUCKIN BOTS!

 

[water]

I believe this is a Carnivore bot. looking for terrorist. Bush, bomb, penis, Anime, george clooney.

You forgot Honey Nut Cheerios.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

WE GOT MUTHA FUCKIN BOTS!

And there ain't a goddamned thing we can do about it?

Oh... wait. Yes there is...

*vote*

 

[ZRH]

Do be do be do... You can sign up again dude, you just have to post in your intro thread.