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[elvishboy311]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[thrawn]

i want to smack you and send you to live with bubbles for your user name alone

 

[ZRH]

i want to smack you and send you to live with bubbles for your user name alone

So you like it, am i rite?

Too many new people, can we just sacrifice a few?

 

[kiwi]

So you like it, am i rite?

Too many new people, can we just sacrifice a few?

You are supposed to be warm and inviting of the new people, you can start being mean to them after they are good and settled.

Or just start right away, whatever works best for you.

 

[thrawn]

Hello elvishboy311, welcome to the forum. What brings you to this neck of the internet, elvishboy311? Tell us a bit about yourself, elvishboy311? How did you come up with your user name, elvishboy311?

 

[ZRH]

You are supposed to be warm and inviting of the new people, you can start being mean to them after they are good and settled.

Or just start right away, whatever works best for you.

Me? Warm and inviting? Oh, you sew funnay.

 

[elvishboy311]

helo

heard about this place from drumtboy and from what I've read so far looks good


how come nobody has offered to shave my nipples or give a beer enema yet?

 

[gottoys?]

Me? Warm and inviting? Oh, you sew funnay.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

helo

heard about this place from drumtboy and from what I've read so far looks good


how come nobody has offered to shave my nipples or give a beer enema yet?

Cuz were past that now.
For you its getting held down by a large black man and sodomized with a broken pool cue.

 

[Valve1138]

The mass exodus from the other place has begun.

 

[Galen]

You are supposed to be warm and inviting of the new people, you can start being mean to them after they are good and settled.

Or just start right away, whatever works best for you.

You expect someone from New York to be warm and inviting?

 

[Galen]

helo

heard about this place from drumtboy and from what I've read so far looks good


how come nobody has offered to shave my nipples or give a beer enema yet?

Because this is the internet, and it would be physically impossible to do that.

 

[Galen]

The mass exodus from the other place has begun.

Not before time. They need to be vetted better though.

 

[fly]

Cuz were past that now.
For you its getting held down by a large black man and sodomized with a broken pool cue.

^What he said

 

[water]

Because this is the internet, and it would be physically impossible to do that.

Sir, Duey just called from Cabo and said there is no possible way he could've grabbed your ass.

 

[kiwi]

You expect someone from New York to be warm and inviting?

He's nice to me.

 

[ZRH]

He's nice to me.

I'm sweet and lovable! Don't let the angry Irishman tell you anything else.

 

[water]

The mass exodus from the other place has begun.

I wonder if Kidane will come over, his ape forehead is dreamy.

 

[fly]

helo

heard about this place from drumtboy and from what I've read so far looks good


how come nobody has offered to shave my nipples or give a beer enema yet?

you need a namerape

 

[Valve1138]

I wonder if Kidane will come over, his ape forehead is dreamy.

And you can use it to scrub the dishes!