this isn't my sister is it?

I don't know that Ape can get that much color.

that's not how you know it's not Ape although it's part of it. Ape doesn't smile and give pseudo love signs or whatever - she's be flicking the camera off with her tongue out and bleeding because she bit half of it off in frustration over a doughnut debate. Then there'd be a row of dead bodies behind her four weeks old baking in the sun and an empty bottle of anti freeze lying somewhere.