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[OOD]

Screwdriver

Oh, well I had one of those.

 

[nukes]

Oh, well I had one of those.

Buy some white rum. Buy lots of fruit juice.
You're welcome.

 

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[OOD]

Buy some white rum. Buy lots of fruit juice.
You're welcome.

I'll get white rum next time. I almost picked sum up today.

Half way through my screwdriver I poured it in a magic bullet with frozen bananas, strawberries, blueberries, and gin. It's a wonderful vacation smoothie.

 

[nukes]

I'll get white rum next time. I almost picked sum up today.

Half way through my screwdriver I poured it in a magic bullet with frozen bananas, strawberries, blueberries, and gin. It's a wonderful vacation smoothie.

White rum mixes with everything.
Everything!

 

[nukes]

I should probably go to a meeting when all this is over.
Or find a liquor store.

 

[OOD]

I should probably go to a meeting when all this is over.
Or find a liquor store.

Do the meeting. Show up with a doughnut and a party size bag of chips.

 

[Valve1138]

What do you call it when you pour vodka into orange juice?

Screwdriver

 

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[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Quarantine campout

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Feeling awesome this morning

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What do you call it when you pour vodka into orange juice?

Vodka and orange

 

[OOD]

Vodka and orange

That's an easy name to remember.

 

[Peppers]

What do you call it when you pour vodka into orange juice?

Vorange

 

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[OOD]

Breakfast

 

[Strings]

Some of you aren't even going to remember these events.

 

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