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[fly]

You make good jokes.

After years of being bored to death on dry irish stouts, it will take some time to enjoy new things.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

After years of being bored to death on dry irish stouts, it will take some time to enjoy new things.

I wouldnt know.

 

[HipHugHer]

How in the hell does one get bored with an Irish stout?

 

[Jehannum]

How in the hell does one get bored with an Irish stout?

@fly doesn't like the bitterness, so he needs milk or jolly ranchers to swizzle with it.

 

[wetwillie]

How in the hell does one get bored with an Irish stout?

Last time I danced with one I got a crick in me back.

 

[HipHugHer]

Last time I danced with one I got a crick in me back.

I admit I didn't realize how good my last 2 Irish stouts were until I'd moved on to a later WhizzBang letdown.

 

[Strings]

A buddy of mine told me he went go karting and axe throwing this past weekend. At one location. I'm sure he didn't mean it as a combined sport!? Right?

 

[wetwillie]

I admit I didn't realize how good my last 2 Irish stouts were until I'd moved on to a later WhizzBang letdown.

It was my SIL "Iris" - we like to call her Irish. About 5'2" both directions - a stout one, ayy.

 

[HipHugHer]

A buddy of mine told me he went go karting and axe throwing this past weekend. At one location. I'm sure he didn't mean it as a combined sport!? Right?

Xtreme karting?

Mobile ax throwing?

Motorized weaponized roller derby?

If he lives below the Mason Dixon line it's just a regular weekend.

 

[Jehannum]

A buddy of mine told me he went go karting and axe throwing this past weekend. At one location. I'm sure he didn't mean it as a combined sport!? Right?

I took my kids to the indoor karting track yesterday, and we had a blast.

 

[OOD]

I don't know about all this talk about beers. All I know is if it ain't Natural Light or Coors I'll drink it, but I prefer either a Busch Light or a Dragon's Milk. I even drank Bud Light the other day when I was in a tight spot. Damn pizza joint was out of PBR.

 

[Strings]

I took my kids to the indoor karting track yesterday, and we had a blast.

Did they have axe throwing?
I've been to plenty of indoor / outdoor tracks and none had axe throwing.
No biggie. Just seemed odd.

 

[Jehannum]

Did they have axe throwing?
I've been to plenty of indoor / outdoor tracks and none had axe throwing.
No biggie. Just seemed odd.

No axe throwing.

They did allow the juniors and the adults on the track at the same time (in the same karts), though, so I got to give the children a lesson on picking your line, despite having a far inferior power:weight ratio than they did, by beating them by a little more than 4 seconds a lap.

 

[Strings]

Xtreme karting?

Mobile ax throwing?

Motorized weaponized roller derby?

If he lives below the Mason Dixon line it's just a regular weekend.

Well, the other guy standing with us said "Axe throwing at the go kart place? Sounds hipsterish".
I've seen lots of tracks and paintball combos though.

 

[Strings]

No axe throwing.

They did allow the juniors and the adults on the track at the same time (in the same karts), though, so I got to give the children a lesson on picking your line, despite having a far inferior power:weight ratio than they did, by beating them by a little more than 4 seconds a lap.

Never let the kids win. When they finally earn the victory, they'll be excited as all hell and you'll feel old.

 

[Jehannum]

Never let the kids win. When they finally earn the victory, they'll be excited as all hell and you'll feel old.

Exactly.

 

[HipHugHer]

Well, the other guy standing with us said "Axe throwing at the go kart place? Sounds hipsterish".
I've seen lots of tracks and paintball combos though.

Hipsters?

Must've been foam rubber axes and helmets and knee pads and orange cones and a safe space for those for whom that was just too violent.


Sorry, I thought I was reading uf/poolytic

 

[Strings]

Hipsters?

Must've been foam rubber axes and helmets and knee pads and orange cones and a safe space for those for whom that was just too violent.


Sorry, I thought I was reading uf/poolytic

This is Philly. Our hipsters are harder than most.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I think one of the mad max flicks had axe throwing while hurtling down the highway at break neck speeds

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A buddy of mine told me he went go karting and axe throwing this past weekend. At one location. I'm sure he didn't mean it as a combined sport!? Right?

ogod I hope so
Plus drinking