Thread This forum would be boring as a duck without me.

[gee]

WHOA!

if the toilet paper roll holder is perpendicular instead of parallel to the wall, it solves the A versus B conundrum!

*furiously MS Paints some patent sketches*

 

[plot]

WHOA!

if the toilet paper roll holder is perpendicular instead of parallel to the wall, it solves the A versus B conundrum!

*furiously MS Paints some patent sketches*

Needs to be on the right side though.

 

[Domon]

WHOA!

if the toilet paper roll holder is perpendicular instead of parallel to the wall, it solves the A versus B conundrum!

*furiously MS Paints some patent sketches*

you mean like every commercial toilet paper roll dispenser ever? Theyre all perpendicular

 

[gee]

Yeah, however that embodiment lacks the spousal acceptance factor that my new invention will have.

 

[tre]

Yeah, however that embodiment lacks the spousal acceptance factor that my new invention will have.

the dildo?

 

[Duke]

Yeah, however that embodiment lacks the spousal acceptance factor that my new invention will have.

"This butthole won't just wipe itself"

 

[thintoast]

Yeah, however that embodiment lacks the spousal acceptance factor that my new invention will have.

Is it going to be designed like a tissue box?

 

[tre]

Is it going to be designed like a tissue box?

i was thinking a vertical conveyer belt that you just back that ass up into

 

[plot]

i was thinking a vertical conveyer belt that you just back that ass up into

seems like it'd just smear it around. or chafe.

 

[eileenbunny]

Why you all haven't started using the three seashells like any civilized person I'll never understand. Wadded up paper. Gross.

 

[tre]

seems like it'd just smear it around. or chafe.

if you get it going fast enough it may just sling it onto the ceiling

 

[plot]

Bring popcorn ceilings back into style?

 

[Domon]

i was thinking a vertical conveyer belt that you just back that ass up into

a 1 inch belt sander?

 

[Amstel]

a 1 inch belt sander?

Probably need Scott tissue with that one. Charmin is way too soft.

 

[tre]

a 1 inch belt sander?

what grit would you recommend?

 

[Domon]

depends on how much asshair is present.

Would recommend 220 grit for @fly and women

80 for most men

40 for @Mustard Dispenser

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

like peanut butter in a bearskin rug

 

[fly]

Why you all haven't started using the three seashells like any civilized person I'll never understand. Wadded up paper. Gross.

I saw this post and immediately guessed it was @my little brony. Props to you, madam.

 

[my little brony]

guess I have a style

 

[eileenbunny]

I saw this post and immediately guessed it was @my little brony. Props to you, madam.

I can be a total dork too.