Pics The wife loves her new watch

[Jimmycrackcorn]

 

[APRIL]

Oh. Oh dear.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Oh. Oh dear.

you don't like the new apple watch?

 

[Amstel]

Kiki stung by a bee?

 

[Mikeawesome]

arm cankles

 

[Jehannum]

She gonna use it as a pedometer?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

She gonna use it as a pedometer?

it's more than JUST a pedometer...but I'm sure she'll use it to keep an eye on her steps


don't wanna overdo it with too many, ya know?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

thanks for the gravy, jehannum......

I'm been saving them up so I can spend 'em all at once

 

[Jehannum]

thanks for the gravy, jehannum......

I'm been saving them up so I can spend 'em all at once

You're welcome.

 

[APRIL]

Greyhounds need a special collar because their necks are the same width as their heads so normal collars slip right off.

I think this chick needs a greyhound collar.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Greyhounds need a special collar because their necks are the same width as their heads so normal collars slip right off.

I think this chick needs a greyhound collar.

be nice

 

[APRIL]

be nice

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I love her

 

[thintoast]

I see you splurged and bought her a Gucci belt so she can wear her watch on her wrist/arm/leg/whatever the fuck that is.

You are so dreamy.

 

[Josh]

It's probably a dude... who never cuts his fingernails.

 

[thintoast]

Guise, it's all water weight. leave his wife alone.

 

[APRIL]

Guise, it's all water weight. leave his wife alone.

Big boned.

 

[Amstel]

If he bought her the right size the swelling would go down. It looks like a fucking borderline tourniquet.

She should be given props just for the effort to appease you!

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Guise, it's all water weight. leave his wife alone.

we're all made of water...... sooooooooo

 

[thintoast]

we're all made of water...... sooooooooo

That was what we call sarcasm. We all know it's baby weight.