The Speculum Thread

[APRIL]

This thread is fucking hot now!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

First order of business will be to ban April

 

[APRIL]

I demand a fair trial by my peers!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You are in a position to demand nothing
now turn in your ID card and clear out your desk!

 

[APRIL]

It's in the constitution! Now give me liberty or give me death!

 

[tre]

i vote death

 

[JAXvillain]

I demand a fair trial by my peers!

guilty

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have a large number of franchises operating in April's rolls.

I can't afford for her to perish

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I brought real estate on her ass.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

time to relocate them hotdog carts, brother

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I brought real estate on her ass.

ever hear of eminent domain?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ever hear of eminent domain?

It's federally protected wetlands, you can't bulldoze them to put a highway in.

 

[fly]

It's federally protected wetlands, you can't bulldoze them to put a highway in.

But what if Obama isn't a natural born citizen?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was backroom dealed to a realty dealer
Codos and a wal-mart going up there in late ought-ten

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Nme, how is ur farm? Send me moar pigs

I think it's all dead, can you check for me darling? I can't get on facef*ck at work. I did say to my friends yesterday when I was out partying that my farm would be dying and I was upset.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'll call for UN aid.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ironically, if the put up a walmart right next to her butthole hey can just use that as the logo on their sign

 

[JAXvillain]

Ironically, if the put up a walmart right next to her butthole hey can just use that as the logo on their sign

I think target would be more appropriate however

 

[Syrup Beaver]

People might mistake that for the entrance.

I lost a pet goat once, and sent a search party in there.

Never saw any of them again

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'll call for UN aid.

All my grain could have gone to Uganda. The poor children.