Some new ones...
* "Checking her fever, with two in the beaver."
* "Crimson: 2, Brown: 1."
* "Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco."
* "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
* "Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica."
* "Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca."
* "Going to town, with one in the brown."
* "Phaser Finger"
* "The Barracuda (Aus)"
* "The Muckfish."
* "Two at Yale, one at Brown."
* "Two in her rut, one in her butt."
* "Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
* "Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve."
* "Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver."
* "Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her."
* "Two in the bird, one in the turd."
* "Two in the blood, one in the mud."
* "Two in the boat, one in the moat."
* "Two in the bow, one in the stern."
* "Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle."
* "Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney."
* "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
* "Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway."
* "Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
* "Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole."
* "Two in the cat, one in the shat."
* "Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
* "Two in the chink, one in the sphinc."
* "Two in the chute, one in the glute."
* "Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM"
* "Two in the clanker, one in the spanker."
* "Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits."
* "Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
* "Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
* "Two in the coo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the coot, one in the boot."
* "Two in the coot, one in the chute."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
* "Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
* "Two in the crack, one out back."
* "Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
* "Two in the crown, one in the brown."
* "Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
* "Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
* "Two in the dream, one in the scream."
* "Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer."
* "Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain."
* "Two in the flap, one out back."
* "Two in the flaps, one in the craps."
* "Two in the flower, one in the mud."
* "Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
* "Two in the fucker, one in the cucker."
* "Two in the furry, one in the curry."
* "Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot"
* "Two in the gap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the gash, one in the ass."
* "Two in the gine, one in the brown dime"
* "Two in the gear, one in the rear."
* "Two in the go, one in the no."
* "Two in the goo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the good time, one up the shit line."
* "Two in the grass, one in the ass."
* "Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole."
* "Two in the gum, one in the bum."
* "Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
* "Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
* "Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!"
* "Two in the heinous, one in the anus."
* "Two in the hole, one in the... other hole."
* "Two in the honey, one in the bunny."
* "Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!"
* "Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
* "Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
* "Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket."
* "Two in the hottie, one in the pottie."
* "Two in the hump, one in the dump."
* "Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo."
* "Two in the jam, one in the ram."
* "Two in the jelly, one in the smelly."
* "Two in the juice, one in the caboose."
* "Two in the junk, one in the trunk."
* "Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
* "Two in the lube, one in the tube."
* "Two in the main floor, one in the out door."
* "Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the meat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
* "Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir"
* "Two in the muff, one in the rough."
* "Two in the mung, one in the bung."
* "Two in the num num, one in the bum bum."
* "Two in the O-range, one in the No-range."
* "Two in the one, one in the two."
* "Two in the paris, one in the hilton."
* "Two in the pee, one you can't see."
* "Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee."
* "Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
* "Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
* '''"Two in the pink, one in the stink."''' (original, and most widely used)
* "Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean."
* "Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter"
* "Two in the pipe, one in the can."
* "Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
* "Two in the poon, one in the moon."
* "Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
* "Two in the puss, one in the boot."
* "Two in the queefer, one in the reefer."
* "Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
* "Two in the roll, one in the hole."
* "Two in the saddle, one in the paddle."
* "Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
* "Two in the shock, one in the awe."
* "Two in the skank, one in the stank."
* "Two in the skunk, one in the trunk."
* "Two in the slime, one in the crime."
* "Two in the slit, one in the shit."
* "Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
* "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
* "Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
* "Two in the snail, one in the tail."
* "Two in the snatch, one up the hatch."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the crapper."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
* "Two in the split, one where she shits."
* "Two in the squirt, one in the dirt."
* "Two in the super, one in the pooper."
* "Two in the taco, one in the guaco."
* "Two in the taint, one in the ain't."
* "Two in the tank, one in the bank."
* "Two in the tank, one up her crank."
* "Two in the tart, one in the fart."
* "Two in the thump, one in the rump."
* "Two in the tootsie, one in the roll."
* "Two in the trap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the treat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the track, one in the back."
* "Two in the twat, one in the brown spot."
* "Two in the valley, one up the alley."
* "Two in the whore, one in the backdoor."
* "Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
* "Two in the winner, one in the dinner."
* "Two in the womb, one in the tomb."
* "Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical terminology)
* "Two near the clit, one in the shit."
* "Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb."
* "Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate."
* "Two to consumate, one to constipate."
* "Two up the fly, one in the brown eye."
* "Two where it's foul, one in the bowel."
* "Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary."
* "Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from."
* "Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows."
* "Two where they're born, one where there's corn."
* "Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox."
* "Two where she hits it, one where she shits it."
* "Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
* "Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
* "Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
* "Two where she queefs, one underneath."
* "Two where she spits, one where she shits."
* "Two where you fark her, one where it's darker."
* "Two where you hump, one in the rump."
* "Two where you should, one where you could."
* "Two in the stern, one in the bow."
* "Two where it's moot, and one where she'll shoot."
* "Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping."
* "Two in the crumb, one in the bum."
* "Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge."
* "Two in the bake, and out comes the cake!"
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker."
* "Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish"
* "Checking her fever, with two in the beaver."
* "Crimson: 2, Brown: 1."
* "Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco."
* "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
* "Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica."
* "Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca."
* "Going to town, with one in the brown."
* "Phaser Finger"
* "The Barracuda (Aus)"
* "The Muckfish."
* "Two at Yale, one at Brown."
* "Two in her rut, one in her butt."
* "Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
* "Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve."
* "Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver."
* "Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her."
* "Two in the bird, one in the turd."
* "Two in the blood, one in the mud."
* "Two in the boat, one in the moat."
* "Two in the bow, one in the stern."
* "Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle."
* "Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney."
* "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
* "Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway."
* "Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
* "Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole."
* "Two in the cat, one in the shat."
* "Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
* "Two in the chink, one in the sphinc."
* "Two in the chute, one in the glute."
* "Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM"
* "Two in the clanker, one in the spanker."
* "Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits."
* "Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
* "Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
* "Two in the coo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the coot, one in the boot."
* "Two in the coot, one in the chute."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
* "Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
* "Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
* "Two in the crack, one out back."
* "Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
* "Two in the crown, one in the brown."
* "Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
* "Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
* "Two in the dream, one in the scream."
* "Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer."
* "Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain."
* "Two in the flap, one out back."
* "Two in the flaps, one in the craps."
* "Two in the flower, one in the mud."
* "Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
* "Two in the fucker, one in the cucker."
* "Two in the furry, one in the curry."
* "Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot"
* "Two in the gap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the gash, one in the ass."
* "Two in the gine, one in the brown dime"
* "Two in the gear, one in the rear."
* "Two in the go, one in the no."
* "Two in the goo, one in the poo."
* "Two in the good time, one up the shit line."
* "Two in the grass, one in the ass."
* "Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole."
* "Two in the gum, one in the bum."
* "Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
* "Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
* "Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!"
* "Two in the heinous, one in the anus."
* "Two in the hole, one in the... other hole."
* "Two in the honey, one in the bunny."
* "Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!"
* "Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
* "Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
* "Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket."
* "Two in the hottie, one in the pottie."
* "Two in the hump, one in the dump."
* "Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo."
* "Two in the jam, one in the ram."
* "Two in the jelly, one in the smelly."
* "Two in the juice, one in the caboose."
* "Two in the junk, one in the trunk."
* "Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
* "Two in the lube, one in the tube."
* "Two in the main floor, one in the out door."
* "Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
* "Two in the meat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
* "Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir"
* "Two in the muff, one in the rough."
* "Two in the mung, one in the bung."
* "Two in the num num, one in the bum bum."
* "Two in the O-range, one in the No-range."
* "Two in the one, one in the two."
* "Two in the paris, one in the hilton."
* "Two in the pee, one you can't see."
* "Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee."
* "Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
* "Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
* '''"Two in the pink, one in the stink."''' (original, and most widely used)
* "Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean."
* "Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter"
* "Two in the pipe, one in the can."
* "Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
* "Two in the poon, one in the moon."
* "Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
* "Two in the puss, one in the boot."
* "Two in the queefer, one in the reefer."
* "Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
* "Two in the roll, one in the hole."
* "Two in the saddle, one in the paddle."
* "Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
* "Two in the shock, one in the awe."
* "Two in the skank, one in the stank."
* "Two in the skunk, one in the trunk."
* "Two in the slime, one in the crime."
* "Two in the slit, one in the shit."
* "Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
* "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
* "Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
* "Two in the snail, one in the tail."
* "Two in the snatch, one up the hatch."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the crapper."
* "Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
* "Two in the split, one where she shits."
* "Two in the squirt, one in the dirt."
* "Two in the super, one in the pooper."
* "Two in the taco, one in the guaco."
* "Two in the taint, one in the ain't."
* "Two in the tank, one in the bank."
* "Two in the tank, one up her crank."
* "Two in the tart, one in the fart."
* "Two in the thump, one in the rump."
* "Two in the tootsie, one in the roll."
* "Two in the trap, one in the crap."
* "Two in the treat, one in the seat."
* "Two in the track, one in the back."
* "Two in the twat, one in the brown spot."
* "Two in the valley, one up the alley."
* "Two in the whore, one in the backdoor."
* "Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
* "Two in the winner, one in the dinner."
* "Two in the womb, one in the tomb."
* "Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical terminology)
* "Two near the clit, one in the shit."
* "Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb."
* "Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate."
* "Two to consumate, one to constipate."
* "Two up the fly, one in the brown eye."
* "Two where it's foul, one in the bowel."
* "Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary."
* "Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from."
* "Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows."
* "Two where they're born, one where there's corn."
* "Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox."
* "Two where she hits it, one where she shits it."
* "Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
* "Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
* "Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
* "Two where she queefs, one underneath."
* "Two where she spits, one where she shits."
* "Two where you fark her, one where it's darker."
* "Two where you hump, one in the rump."
* "Two where you should, one where you could."
* "Two in the stern, one in the bow."
* "Two where it's moot, and one where she'll shoot."
* "Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping."
* "Two in the crumb, one in the bum."
* "Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge."
* "Two in the bake, and out comes the cake!"
* "Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker."
* "Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish"
