Food The (not so) delicious food thread
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hmm.
I always imagined gee as anorexia-ish thin from the awesomely fattening things he describes cooking. Now I'm feeling
heeeee theyre only round because i am not doing the tray transfer thing otherwise the first time the dough stayed on the tray and the toppings slid off to the oven tray lololololol
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
He's skinny as a stripper polehmm.
I always imagined gee as anorexia-ish thin from the awesomely fattening things he describes cooking. Now I'm feeling
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I have a buddy that was like that, then suddenly his metabolism slowed down to normal & he blimped out. I brought it up & he responded with "well a guy cant eat fried chicken and/or pizza everyday & not put on weight. I know, I tried."
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Yeah, I remember that. One of the meat markets I go to has a selection of "seconds" from a few of the food factories in the province, and I bought a half dozen blueberry (I think?) turnovers for dirt cheap. Lightly browned some butter in a pan, then fried the dessert in that. It's all about that Maillard reaction... and it was fucking good. And no different health-wise from any other fried dessert (donuts or whatever) as far as I'm concerned.
And yeah, I'm a lanky motherfucker.
Well that's good. If you have a heart attack it won't dent the floor.
Fried blueberry turnover - that does sound f'n good.
Valve1138
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Awww, look who is triggered.
Guys, I'm going to go hack corn kernels with piss and call it gourmet.
Guys, I'm going to go hack corn kernels with piss and call it gourmet.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
As we speak - 3 layer vanilla bean and triple fudge.
Sliver slice of each.
Why choose?
Sliver slice of each.
Why choose?