Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[Petunia]

Cauliflower is the coolest veggie lately. So hot right now. Cauliflower.

The recipes are endless
That cauliflower is so hot right now.


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[APRIL]

I should post pics of me doing laundry and cleaning the house

I can't wait to have a cleaning lady again... perhaps even some staff!

A girl can dream


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Kiki is going to be the 1% soon and will be too good for us as she's plowing the cabana boi while wearing expensive [insert brand that is better than Gap, dur] clothes and giving us the judgy eyes.

 

[APRIL]

They ban me around these parts for saying cauliflower and hot sauce is delicious. If you bread them up, they taste like wings.

Toodles, guise.

 

[Valve1138]

They ban me around these parts for saying cauliflower and hot sauce is delicious. If you bread them up, they taste like wings.

Toodles, guise.

No they don't.

Ban please @Mustard Dispenser

 

[fly]

I made this cauliflower "fried rice" the other day and it was SO FKN GOOD..
Noooooo Meat!

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HOW DO YOU MAEK RICE WITHOUT MEAT??!?!

 

[Petunia]

HOW DO YOU MAEK RICE WITHOUT MEAT??!?!

It's supposed to be CHICKEN FRIED RICE OR BEEF FRIED RICE

but it's NOT !!!!
It's not even rice

It's not anything of what it's supposed to be but it's a delishuz vegetarian meal and you can suck it Trebek


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[nukes]

It's supposed to be CHICKEN FRIED RICE OR BEEF FRIED RICE

but it's NOT !!!!
It's not even rice

It's not anything of what it's supposed to be but it's a delishuz vegetarian meal and you can suck it Trebek


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If it's not rice don't call it rice
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[Petunia]

If it's not rice don't call it rice
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It's cauliflower rice pearls, fatty!


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[fly]

It's supposed to be CHICKEN FRIED RICE OR BEEF FRIED RICE

but it's NOT !!!!
It's not even rice

It's not anything of what it's supposed to be but it's a delishuz vegetarian meal and you can suck it Trebek


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I can't wait to make you taste our meat beer

 

[Petunia]

I can't wait to make you taste our meat beer

That's something gross CEO would say to me
I approve


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[fly]

That's something gross CEO would say to me
I approve


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If you're all vegan does that mean you won't taste our breast milk stout that we're brewing this weekend?

 

[Petunia]

If you're all vegan does that mean you won't taste our breast milk stout that we're brewing this weekend?

It's gotta cat breast milk right ? Cuz everyone knows @APRIL has no milk ducts

It's science


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[APRIL]

It's gotta cat breast milk right ? Cuz everyone knows @APRIL has no milk ducts

It's science


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Our friend recently had a baby so we're using hers.

 

[Duke]

If you're all vegan does that mean you won't taste our breast milk stout that we're brewing this weekend?

whose breast milk?

 

[Duke]

and now I know

 

[Petunia]

Our friend recently had a baby so we're using hers.

Ok since you brought this up...

Last week I had some BREAST MILK drip out of my hot nipple
CEO was horrified and I chased him around the house with my wet breast milk finger while he screamed SPOILED MILK EWWWW

anyhooooooo I ended up tasting it and it was quite sweet!
I would make the best craft titty juice beer.
Mine is aged!


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[nukes]

Ok since you brought this up...

Last week I had some BREAST MILK drip out of my hot nipple
CEO was horrified and I chased him around the house with my wet breast milk finger while he screamed SPOILED MILK EWWWW

anyhooooooo I ended up tasting it and it was quite sweet!
I would make the best craft titty juice beer.
Mine is aged!


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You're scaring the millennials, good work.

 

[fly]

and now I know

Have you met Nikki?

 

[Petunia]

You're scaring the millennials, good work.

My work is done here

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[Duke]

Have you met Nikki?

No

I honestly didn't think you jung out with pregnant people and actively shunned them until their children were at least 2

I was goign to fix jung to hung but felt the Freudian slip was too good to pass up.