The Mustard and the Mayonnaise: A Day in the Life of Funzie

[itburnswhenipee]

I think that sounds like an excellent title for a fable.

Unfortunately, it's the title of an article discussing the stabilizing properties of mustard on the mayonnaise emulsion.

http://www.mancan.mb.ca/kilgore1.html



/why did I create this thread?

//because I'm fucking bored... that's why.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Could be a bukkake porn title too

 

[fly]

Why am I reading that site?

 

[Sarcasmo]

This has got to be the strangest thread ever on UF.

Or not.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Why am I reading that site?

I dunno. Might learn how to make a better mayonnaise?

Homemade mayonnaise is way better than store bought mayo.

 

[fly]

I dunno. Might learn how to make a better mayonnaise?

Homemade mayonnaise is way better than store bought mayo.

oh i maek teh good mayo

 

[b_sinning]

I always thought the word emulsion sounded nasty.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I always thought the word emulsion sounded nasty.

I think the word mucilage sounds worse.

Yellow Mustard Mucilage - Properties and Extraction
http://www.mancan.mb.ca/balked98.html

 

[Galen]

What the hell, how could you ever find an article like this, let alone read it

I demand an answer!

 

[itburnswhenipee]

What the hell, how could you ever find an article like this, let alone read it

I demand an answer!

Yeah, I'm surprised too. I also cannot remember what I was searching for when I stumbled upon that article.

 

[Galen]

Yeah, I'm surprised too. I also cannot remember what I was searching for when I stumbled upon that article.

Frightening stuff.

Oh, and by the way, I have turned over a new leaf. I am trying not to be a grouch anymore. So no more complaining

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Frightening stuff.

Oh, and by the way, I have turned over a new leaf. I am trying not to be a grouch anymore. So no more complaining

You call that complaining?! Bah! In Soviet Union we complained so strong paint on Lada would blister and peel. In Soviet Union gripes focus like laser-beam. Not like whiny complaining of west. <spits>

 

[Galen]

You call that complaining?! Bah! In Soviet Union we complained so strong paint on Lada would blister and peel. In Soviet Union gripes focus like laser-beam. Not like whiny complaining of west. <spits>

... I mean...

You will not break me, I've been a grumpy shit for too long. The time for change has come!

 

[itburnswhenipee]

... I mean...

You will not break me, I've been a grumpy shit for too long. The time for change has come!

Dude, I've been a grumpy shit for thirty years. I don't expect anything to change that anytime soon.

So what's your excuse? You find god? Problems with the woman? Can't stand the thought of spending another minute in your skin? Why the sudden change?

 

[Galen]

Dude, I've been a grumpy shit for thirty years. I don't expect anything to change that anytime soon.

So what's your excuse? You find god? Problems with the woman? Can't stand the thought of spending another minute in your skin? Why the sudden change?

And I don't expect you to either.

I don't think I'm any fun, and I'm taking life too seriously. I could blame it on all the academic bollox getting me down, but I won't. I plan to start feeling better about everything and not being a negative nancy, in moderation of course

 

[itburnswhenipee]

And I don't expect you to either.

I don't think I'm any fun, and I'm taking life too seriously. I could blame it on all the academic bollox getting me down, but I won't. I plan to start feeling better about everything and not being a negative nancy, in moderation of course

I don't know. That sounds suspicously optimistic to me.

 

[Galen]

I don't know. That sounds suspicously optimistic to me.

Let's see how it works out for me, I'll update you with progress.

 

[fly]

Let's see how it works out for me, I'll update you with progress.

I suggest copious amounts of recreational pharmaceuticals.