the last frontier

[InfluX]

how do you trick convince someone to come live in one of the most desolate places in america when they are all the way across the country? please help, i desperately need to know.

 

[thrawn]

tell them of your outhouse and cabin in the woods. they are already are already falling in love with you.

 

[InfluX]

we have northern lights!

 

[theacoustician]

hmm

 

[thrawn]

and ANWR

 

[InfluX]

hmm

wat?


i come here for advice, not perplexedness. i truely need advice or my head will explode.

 

[theacoustician]

wat?


i come here for advice, not perplexedness. i truely need advice or my head will explode.

I don't see how you could have a problem. If a guy would not just drop everything for you, he must be stupid.

 

[InfluX]

hear that mikey? you're stupid.

 

[thrawn]

dear lord jesus god i need another person to call me stupid today

 

[theacoustician]

hear that mikey? you're stupid.

if you loved her, you'd do it

 

[taivas]

wtf

 

[theacoustician]

dear lord jesus god i need another person to call me stupid today

stupid


i'm here to help

 

[theacoustician]

wtf

i think its the phase of the moon

 

[taivas]

i think its the phase of the moon

Guess so?

 

[InfluX]

wtf

i dont have to splain myself to you.


northern lights!

 

[JAXvillain]

DRAMAMAMAMAMA

 

[InfluX]

come one, come all, come to the frozen wasteland that is my home!

 

[ZRH]

But there are bears there.

Edit: Wait there are bears here too, hmm.

 

[Duke]

Wait

Is this a gimmick?

 

[yamileth]

why?