T- 48 Hours - Getting Married

APRIL

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... ya so in two days our beloved small members Jaxxor and HNE are eloping and getting hitched...

Any bets on her conceiving on the wedding night? :hi2u:
 

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April23 said:
... ya so in two days our beloved small members Jaxxor and HNE are eloping and getting hitched...

Any bets on her conceiving on the wedding night? :hi2u:
How does HappilyNeverAfter = HNE?
 

Sarcasmo

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fly said:
I'm sure they have their own, they ARE from Texas...

steer and queers my friend


Don't forget beers, too. We like to polish off a good cow fuck with a bottle o' suds.
 

Sarcasmo

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We may be gay, but we'll fuckin shoot your ass after we screw ya.

With a gun, I mean. We'll shoot you with a gun.
 

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smileynev said:
Texas, a land where even the cattle are gay.

Why do people say Texas is full of gay people, you get shot for claiming that if you don't live in the big city.
 
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April23 said:
Why do people say Texas is full of gay people, you get shot for claiming that if you don't live in the big city.

repressed gays tend to be extremely homophobic.