T- 48 Hours - Getting Married

[APRIL]

... ya so in two days our beloved small members Jaxxor and HNE are eloping and getting hitched...

Any bets on her conceiving on the wedding night?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I bet they get drunk and pass out in piles of eachothers feces just hours before theyre to be married

 

[JAXvillain]

who's HNE?
same as NME?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

who's HNE?
same as NME?

jaxxors "girl"friend happily never after

 

[ZRH]

... ya so in two days our beloved small members Jaxxor and HNE are eloping and getting hitched...

Any bets on her conceiving on the wedding night?

How does HappilyNeverAfter = HNE?

 

[theacoustician]

How does HappilyNeverAfter = HNE?

APRIL DONT SPELL GUD. SPELLING TAEKS AWAY FROM EATN'!!!1

 

[ZRH]

APRIL DONT SPELL GUD. SPELLING TAEKS AWAY FROM EATN'!!!1

THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL. THNK YOU.

 

[Sp`ange]

APRIL DONT SPELL GUD. SPELLING TAEKS AWAY FROM EATN'!!!1

actually, I think the perpetually greasey fingers don't make very good contact with the correct keys.

 

[wr3kt]

Is this in Atlanta?

 

[APRIL]

Is this in Atlanta?

Nope in Huston.



Edit: Houston - Yaup I'm eating granola now, you guys figured me out.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If I was invited I could've brought sheep.

 

[fly]

If I was invited I could've brought sheep.

I'm sure they have their own, they ARE from Texas...

steer and queers my friend

 

[APRIL]

If I was invited I could've brought sheep.

Only the sheep are invited when people elope.


...or something like that.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm sure they have their own, they ARE from Texas...

steer and queers my friend

Don't forget beers, too. We like to polish off a good cow fuck with a bottle o' suds.

 

[smileynev]

Texas, a land where even the cattle are gay.

 

[Sarcasmo]

We may be gay, but we'll fuckin shoot your ass after we screw ya.

With a gun, I mean. We'll shoot you with a gun.

 

[APRIL]

Texas, a land where even the cattle are gay.

Why do people say Texas is full of gay people, you get shot for claiming that if you don't live in the big city.

 

[smileynev]

Why do people say Texas is full of gay people, you get shot for claiming that if you don't live in the big city.

repressed gays tend to be extremely homophobic.

 

[APRIL]

repressed gays tend to be extremely homophobic.

Do you have an issue with gay Texans?

 

[fly]

repressed gays tend to be extremely homophobic.

QFT!!!