suggest me a new thong for when I go e-hoggin'

[simple]

that's right fuckers "e-hogging"

that's when you get really drunk to the point where hitting on fat girls online seems like a good idea

April23 obviously couldn't handle the cock so suggest me some new fat bitches to e-molest

I'm thinking about playing for the blue team and maybe pursuing smileynev, but I hate pulling ass hairs out of my teeth

 

[simple]

but then again I was pulling ass hairs out of my teeth when I was boinking Fat Maple April

 

[theacoustician]

Pancake Wagon

Edit : all of them

 

[wr3kt]

Oprah.

 

[simple]

Pancake Wagon

Edit : all of them

he's such a nerdy smart ass though

I just want some mass to pound, I don't want to read witty jokes about the star ship enterprise

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm not fat enough

 

[BigDov]

e-hogging sounds like a really sad and pathetic game......... you uh, got plans this weekend???

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

she posts as "Iluv2347" at genmay. Go git 'er.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd say Rosie, but I'm betting it's a veritable forest in places

 

[simple]

Oprah.

hey you're starting to get some serious name rec. designing the new [M] front page and all - are you a porker? I might dig fucking a fat web forum icon

I woulda pounded mike27 long ago but he's as flat as a bitch on a big wheel

I want those e-titties!

 

[theacoustician]

he's such a nerdy smart ass though

I just want some mass to pound, I don't want to read witty jokes about the star ship enterprise

Pretend like you're Kirk and he's Scotty.

 

[jaxxor]

there are some porkers on myspace. I can provide pics if y'all like

 

[fly]

What about Star Jones?

 

[simple]

I'm not fat enough

no shit - quit starving yourself emo kid

maybe you'll get a bit of elpmis hazzle nut in your stocking

 

[simple]

What about Star Jones?

STFU skinny dick

you're the reason I lost my main dump truck

what the fuck were you thinking? I hope you got tons of soap and lamp shades out of this deal

otherwise you're just a cock block for my earth rock

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What about Star Jones?

YOU TALKIN ABOUT ME WILLIAM??

 

[simple]

she posts as "Iluv2347" at genmay. Go git 'er.

fix that plz

 

[simple]

there are some porkers on myspace. I can provide pics if y'all like

yeah post some pics

but they should be fat enough to the point where you need to make then zip files

shit, the only reason my past fat bitch april never posted pics was because she shit would only fit through bit torrent

 

[wr3kt]

hey you're starting to get some serious name rec. designing the new [M] front page and all - are you a porker? I might dig fucking a fat web forum icon

I woulda pounded mike27 long ago but he's as flat as a bitch on a big wheel

I want those e-titties!

I use hefty bags as gloves.

/edit
Finger gloves.

 

[Grunt]

fix that plz

Something tells me you don't want to see that