Stuff to do before you die

[tre]

I would like to have a child with Marisa Miller, another with Molly Sims, and another with Heidi Klum, and then take the clan over to fly and Ape's for dinner to talk about kid stuff.

omg, i just saw pics the other day of Heidi Klum nude, but covered in chocolate syrup, it was great.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Why dont you just morph into Tom Brady then?

Because he's a fag.

 

[snoogit]

Because he's a fag.

yeah... I'll agree with that, but if anyone's come close to that dream...

Fuck tom brady.

 

[JAXvillain]

Because he's a fag.

I wish I could be that gay

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Also, I would like to feed Pat Sajack to a pack of hungry wolves

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Also, I would like to feed Pat Sajack to a pack of hungry wolves

He's losing weight, the wolves might not be satisfied.

 

[tre]

I want to go on a distillery tour in Scotland for serious.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I want to go on a distillery tour in Scotland for serious.

See that's very achievable. I'll show you round Islah

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's losing weight, the wolves might not be satisfied.

then they can have alex trebek as well

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I want to go on a distillery tour in Scotland for serious.

that would be extra awesome

 

[Jonny_B]

Sail in a world class regatta and place in the top 3.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sail in a world class regatta and place in the top 3.

Just make sure your keel is properly attached.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

that would be extra awesome

I'm gonna do this just to make you all jealous. My dad did a trip round the distilleries a few years ago, he wants to do it again.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i want to meet liam neeson.

i want to go to ireland.

 

[JAXvillain]

I want to fly a jet. none of that lame turbo prop business either. if it's a WWII fighter a prop is acceptable however

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i want to meet liam neeson.

i want to go to ireland.

You could go to Ireland, I doubt it's all that expensive for a flight. It's how expensive the damn country is that's the problem.

 

[Thorn Bird]

oooo and i want to take a trip into space.

 

[Thorn Bird]

You could go to Ireland, I doubt it's all that expensive for a flight. It's how expensive the damn country is that's the problem.

i'll sleep in his old front yard in ballymena. without a cover. THAT'S TRUE LOVE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Who's front yard?

 

[Duke]

Short List:

Be at Canaveral for a Launch
Camp in the remote desert during the persieds or leonids meteor showers with a bag of mushrooms and a group of close friends.
Track and stalk a bear
Catch a fish that takes me more than an hour to land
Learn to fly
Attend a high profile post oscar party
Find the coolest chick in the world, and marry her.