Thread Stage 5 Clinger v2021

[Petunia]

will wheaton is already moving into Stage 6 clinger.
Like i’ve made it super clear that ok fine i’ll meet you but totally on a friends basis.
she communicates back to me that she completely understands and that she wants to be friends then pulls a S5C move.

this is going to be a dumpster fire

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[wetwillie]

will wheaton is already moving into Stage 6 clinger.
Like i’ve made it super clear that ok fine i’ll meet you but totally on a friends basis.
she communicates back to me that she completely understands and that she wants to be friends then pulls a S5C move.

this is going to be a dumpster fire

I think they're @Jesus Christ here, just catfishing you.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I was hoping for more the "you gon get raped" meme, but giphy sucks

 

[Petunia]

I was hoping for more the "you gon get raped" meme, but giphy sucks

LMAOOOO. I feel like I can take her in a fight.

 

[Jehannum]

LMAOOOO. I feel like I can take her in a fight.

what are you going to do, bite her kneecaps off?

 

[Petunia]

what are you going to do, bite her kneecaps off?

she’s TWO inches taller than me.
i can fight her

 

[Jehannum]

she’s TWO inches taller than me.
i can fight her

She's two inches taller than you when you're in 8" heels, maybe.

 

[Petunia]

She's two inches taller than you when you're in 8" heels, maybe.

im 5”
she’s 5”2

messed around with this other tiny chick in my 20s we shared clothes and shoes and it was fun

 

[wetwillie]

im 5”
she’s 5”2

messed around with this other tiny chick in my 20s we shared clothes and shoes and it was fun

You little people are hilarious.

 

[august]

im 5”
she’s 5”2

messed around with this other tiny chick in my 20s we shared clothes and shoes and it was fun

I steal Jason's clothes sometimes but I try to honor the rule of not stretching out any shirts or hoodies he actually cares about with my big ol hangers. I don't usually steal his pants bc he's like a foot taller than I am and pants designed for people with my ass size are already too long, but I've done it (& I'll fuckin do it again, you just watch me)

 

[Peppers]

will wheaton is already moving into Stage 6 clinger.
Like i’ve made it super clear that ok fine i’ll meet you but totally on a friends basis.
she communicates back to me that she completely understands and that she wants to be friends then pulls a S5C move.

this is going to be a dumpster fire

You need to cut this chick out of your life, not meet her

 

[Mikeawesome]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shes gonna end up hog-tied in the trunk of a yugo

 

[Jehannum]

Shes gonna end up hog-tied in the trunk of a yugo

At least she won't get very far in a Yugo, there's some hope of a rescue.

 

[fly]

Shes gonna end up hog-tied in the trunk of a yugo

At least she'll be able to stretch out.

 

[Jehannum]

At least she'll be able to stretch out.

Not with all that COVID potato weight she put on.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

At least she won't get very far in a Yugo, there's some hope of a rescue.

Only needs to get to the landfill, I reckon

 

[Petunia]

You need to cut this chick out of your life, not meet her

you’re so negative yeppers
cut ceo out
cut wil wheaton out

YOURE A KILL JOY!

im gonna meet her eventually cuz why not? it’s not like i have any desire to want to be with her.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG