Spied a Subaru B9 Tribeca on the way home today

[BigDov]

And I'm still confused about just what they were trying to accomplish with that thing.... UUUuuuuUUUuuugly

http://trucktrend.com/autoshows/coverage/163_05_chicago_subaru_b9/index.html

 

[Niltrog]

At least it's not a Scion.. or an Avalanche.. or.. that other one that makes me want to throw up..

 

[smileynev]

Okay?

 

[Millions]

...the front of it looks like a vagina.

I bet not even the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile couldn't please a fine philly like that.

 

[Sp`ange]

I wanna SUV, but without the bad gas mileage, but I don't wanna minivan. I'm not sure what I want so make me a new car that's equally as stupid as an SUV but will get me out of buying what I really want (for women: a penis, for men: a bigger penis).

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Subaru's suck




VW All teh way!!!!1!!!!1!

 

[fly]

Subaru's suck




VW All teh way!!!!1!!!!1!

Soon you shall feel teh wrath of Kahn*


*Chikken

 

[water]

Soon you shall feel teh wrath of Kahn*


*Chikken

CONTENT: I imagine Sube is throwing out the Tribeca to compete with cars like the Chrysler Pacifica and whatnot.

 

[fly]

OHES NOES

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Soon you shall feel teh wrath of Kahn*


*Chikken

Oh baby... you know I like it rough

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wanna SUV, but without the bad gas mileage, but I don't wanna minivan. I'm not sure what I want so make me a new car that's equally as stupid as an SUV but will get me out of buying what I really want (for women: a penis, for men: a bigger penis).

I hate minivans with a passion, but I test-drove the new Nissan one with the 250hp 3.5litre V6.

For a minivan that sucker sure can handle

And with all of the juicy engine upgrades and turbo kits available for that motor....

Maaaaajor sleeper++

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Soon you shall feel teh wrath of Kahn*


*Chikken

Ahhh, yes - Volkswagen.

Assembled in Mexico with all the care of a prison guard leading an unruly inmate to solitary confinement.