Some more facts about Chuck Norris, that we all should have known already:

[fly]

47. Chuck Norris got his ass kicked once.












hahahaha, I'm just shitting you. Don't kill me Chuck.

 

[taeric]

47. Chuck Norris got his ass kicked once.












hahahaha, I'm just shitting you. Don't kill me Chuck.

Found this the other day and thought it was appropriate here.

 

[CletusJones]

how did all this chuck norris stuff start? i missed that day.

 

[fly]

how did all this chuck norris stuff start? i missed that day.

Vin Diesel + creative person + email = famus chuck

 

[taeric]

how did all this chuck norris stuff start? i missed that day.

I missed it too. I do find that image rather amusing, though.

Explain Vin's part.

 

[water]

47. Chuck Norris got his ass kicked once.












hahahaha, I'm just shitting you. Don't kill me Chuck.

Bruce Lee beat him down in Way Of The Dragon. No shens.

 

[fly]

Bruce Lee beat him down in Way Of The Dragon. No shens.

Bite your tongue, lest Chuck punch it so hard that it goes forward in time and runs for President, only to be killed by Chuck again in the future

 

[b_sinning]

Bruce Lee beat him down in Way Of The Dragon. No shens.

If you look closely you will notice it was Chuck Norris dressed up like Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, becuase only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris and then it's only a 50/50 chance.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If you look closely you will notice it was Chuck Norris dressed up like Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, becuase only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris and then it's only a 50/50 chance.

That was actually funny. You should submit that one.

 

[fly]

If you look closely you will notice it was Chuck Norris dressed up like Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, becuase only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris and then it's only a 50/50 chance.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I saw a guy walking down Newbury St. yesterday with an eye patch and a hook for a hand (seriously). I was gonna tell him his parrot was missing, but then I figured it was killed in the fight with Chuck Norris and it would've been rude.

 

[b_sinning]

I still want Chuck's Bronco from Lone Wolf McQuade and his motorcycle from Delta Force.

 

[shockthemonkey]

hahahaha

genius

btw, my mom thinks chuck norris' face looks like homer simpson's.... go figure

 

[shockthemonkey]

If you look closely you will notice it was Chuck Norris dressed up like Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, becuase only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris and then it's only a 50/50 chance.

nice

 

[water]

If you look closely you will notice it was Chuck Norris dressed up like Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris, becuase only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris and then it's only a 50/50 chance.

Well played.

 

[JJ Lady]

Damn, Bast has been going on about that Chuck Norris stuff lately too. Did I miss the memo?

 

[fly]

Damn, Bast has been going on about that Chuck Norris stuff lately too. Did I miss the memo?

Don't look at the memo, it might punch you in the fucking face.

 

[ERage]

Play Chuck Norris' video game "Superkicks" for the Atari 2600; it kicks your XBOX's ass.

 

[ERage]

When Chuck Norris travels he doesn't need to speak a foreign language, he just kicks people in the face until they speak English

 

[simple]

The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich.