So We Just Ran into Mikey in Denver

April23 said:
No one will ever know for sure unless we see a pay stub that isn't photoshopped. He said he was working when he was in Florida, but he never had money and his checks were mysteriously mailed to his mothers address and she wouldn't mail them to him.

Web of lies. :waw:
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it really calls into question if anything he ever said was true. we may know absolutely nothing about him including his real name.
 
There was the one story of the houseguest who stayed too long, only because he was actually just using the people so he could film porn in their place while they were away during the day at work.
 
shamwow said:
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
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:heart:
 
shamwow said:
it really calls into question if anything he ever said was true. we may know absolutely nothing about him including his real name.
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That was one of the things we thought about. All those stories he told us, were they true? Nothing seemed to make sense and his stories didn't check out.

As an LOL-- if something comes up missing in our house we blame it on Mikey. Bottle opener is missing, mikey took it!

So who is Michael Bowling?
 
April23 said:
That was one of the things we thought about. All those stories he told us, were they true? Nothing seemed to make sense and his stories didn't check out.

As an LOL-- if something comes up missing in our house we blame it on Mikey. Bottle opener is missing, mikey took it!

So who is Michael Bowling?
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He's the guy on his way to Tampa right now to rob your house. He knows you're not home! Count your aspirins!
 
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