Baby So some guy at church wants to fight me

[Duke]

I'm guessing he's more along the Samwise type, hopefully without all the crying and shit.

 

[tre]

I say give us his email, and we'll show him what spam and internet tough guy-ism is.

tsrh

he said himself that its no big deal if an email address goes out on the internet.

 

[water]

I thought you hobbits were a peaceful folk.

Do you see me on the roof across the street from his house with a suppressed rifle waiting for him to take the trash out the night before pick up? No, of course you don't, because I'm wearing black, and it's a clear night with no moon.

 

[Duke]

tsrh

he said himself that its no big deal if an email address goes out on the internet.

Exactly. He has pretty much given you clearance.

And we can do it in such a way that it can't be traced back to you

Memberships to gay porn sites, a Mr Hands video of the week newslist, Googlebombing his name with reference to pedophelia, fake craigs list adds asking for anal while watching dogs being beat in video.. Stuff like that.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm seriously laughing over here because his threat was so outoffuckingnowhere.

I find this thread extremely hilarious.

 

[tre]

April stares at my crotch every time we hang out.

ADD THAT TO YOUR LIST FUCKER

she's just trying to figure out why there's no bulge.

 

[water]

tsrh

he said himself that its no big deal if an email address goes out on the internet.

Kiwi wouldn't approve, otherwise I would have just copy/pasted the email chain openly.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Kiwi is very happy as a Mormon, and I love her enough to not pressure her into leaving, or to be something else. I've told her several times that I won't do anything to work against her going to church or even bringing up my children in it, and I'll stick to that.

Oh, I meant a different Mormon church. Or will the BS from this church just follow you there also?

 

[Applesauce]

"awefyl"

 

[water]

I'm seriously laughing over here because his threat was so outoffuckingnowhere.

I find this thread extremely hilarious.

Yeah, I was totally taken off guard by it. At first I thought the dude was just a dick, but then he went all kinds of crazy.

 

[Duke]

she's just trying to figure out why there's no bulge.

Cause I gotta wrap it around my waist.

 

[water]

Oh, I meant a different Mormon church. Or will the BS from this church just follow you there also?

Oh, sorry, I read more into it than I should have. There are other churches around locally that we could go to, but I'm not sure what that would accomplish. Honestly Ive never felt like I fit in anywhere that we lived or gone to church. I'm just too different, always have been.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah, I was totally taken off guard by it. At first I thought the dude was just a dick, but then he went all kinds of crazy.

The natural progression of this thread is to adopt his wildly off-the-handle response style in various other completely mundane situations and then post the results.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just find him in church next time and sit next to him.
Watch him sweat it out, then leave without saying a word to him.
Maybe give him a little wink as you leave.
Andy if he says anything, just drag him to the parking lot and kick his ass.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Oh, sorry, I read more into it than I should have. There are other churches around locally that we could go to, but I'm not sure what that would accomplish. Honestly Ive never felt like I fit in anywhere that we lived or gone to church. I'm just too different, always have been.

Ironically, I feel ya there. Being a military brat I've constantly moved around all my life, and never fit in anywhere I have lived.

 

[tre]

Just find him in church next time and sit next to him.
Watch him sweat it out, then leave without saying a word to him.
Maybe give him a little wink as you leave.
Andy if he says anything, just drag him to the parking lot and kick his ass.

and make sure he sees your glock

 

[Jonny_B]

and make sure he sees your glock

can you carry in churches in AZ? i think that's still illegal in TX.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Ironically, I feel ya there. Being a military brat I've constantly moved around all my life, and never fit in anywhere I have lived.

Plus you're an asshole.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Plus you're an asshole.

Thank you captain obvious.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, you should tell him that Jesus loves him, and bring him some home baked goods.

And smile.

That'll scare the crap out of him.