So, say...

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smileynev

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...you're walking down the road somewhere and like Kermit the frog walks up to you and asks, "Hey man, can I score some E from you, I got a major hankering and the swine wants a good pounding.."

And you're thinkin, "No way mothafucka, drugs are bad and make you smell and cause limpness." But you can't swear at kermit cuz he's all cool and green and shit so you just say "Sorry man, I ain't got none."

Then the fat kid from goonies comes rolling by, knocking kermit on his ass. He gets pissed and they get into it, and the fat kid drops his Snickers bar. Do you eat it?
 
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jaxxor

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If that happened, I'd make some stupid post about it on a webforum somewhere
 

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Uh oh, here comes Pac Man.
Hey Pac Man, what's up?
Me you bitches, I'm high on crack. Wanna freebase?
No Pac Man, drugs are bad.
Nope, Can't help ya mang.
Pussies! *takes hit* WOOOAH, Holy Shit!
*Pac Man Music*


Edit: yes, it's a perfectly good snickers. Or I'd give it to Sloth, but he likes BabyRuth.
 
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smileynev

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jaxxor said:
If that happened, I'd make some stupid post about it on a webforum somewhere
Yeah, and if I found a pic of some dude painting a caribou, I'd post that too.
 
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long tall smiley said:
Yeah, and if I found a pic of some dude painting a caribou, I'd post that too.
oh please, that would be the gheyest thing on earth :elfpenis:
 
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why_ask_why said:
you got it all wrong dude...here's the one who'd be doing the E, AND he'd be banging pork on the sly
Animal is Straight Edge dude.