FYI So I've hired a mongolian butt wrestler

Lol what the fuck does that have to do with anything? And no, I don't sit in front of a desk all day. I wish.
It must be hard to do IT in the forest.

The one by ocean.

In the largest city in western Australia.
 
What in the fuck are you talking about you blathering idiot?
Your incredibly hard IT job that absolutely doesnt involve using a desk at any point during the day and heavy equipment, and falling objects etc.
 
Your incredibly hard IT job that absolutely doesnt involve using a desk at any point during the day and heavy equipment, and falling objects etc.
Why the fuck are we even talking about my job? You're all over the place like a chick.
 
Why the fuck are we even talking about my job? You're all over the place like a chick.
Your job. In the forest. With the trees. Physically demanding IT work. All that heavy equipment, and carrying stuff.
 
Why are you so butthurt about everything? If you're just playing up the character you're doing a fantastic job but if not then I don't understand why you're always so grumpy. Do you smile? Do you laugh? When was the last time you just chilled out and had some silly fun?