So I'm at a truck stop on I-75

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LIES!

Ok, fine its true. It sucks in the winter, at least for me...I hate snow. Its pretty to look at and visit, but I can't stand living with it. Especially since I live out in the Northern boonies of Reno .
 
See that? Mayo, extra pickles, hot sauce. Believe it, fool!
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See all those motherfuckers? THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
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Yes, I mix hot sauce and mayo and dip my fries in it because I'm a disgusting animal. Right as I was mixing it the cleaning lady came by, saw what I was doing, and look horrified. She mumbled something about crazy white folk and wandered off.
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