Do you have a bunch of envelopes filled with crazy party ideas that you open in case of emergency?
Kind of like that hat we put little pieces of balled up paper in that had horrible dares. Eat a teaspoon of flour... omfg.
Do you have a bunch of envelopes filled with crazy party ideas that you open in case of emergency?
Kind of like that hat we put little pieces of balled up paper in that had horrible dares. Eat a teaspoon of flour... omfg.
Don't forget Flys buttered undies
Or the erotic lap dance you gave him... was that with or without the Mexican wrestling mask?
You must have me confused with someone else...
Is that part of your lumberjack halloween outfit? Throw on a flanel shirt, scully, and grab an axe and you're dressed.
My eyelashes are just naturally that glorious
I wax. Does that mean he will wax it then?!
My head hurts but I did meet an amazing chica last night so its well worth it
Is it intimidating for a girl to meet a guy with bigger tits than hers?